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period stick 

1) Red lubricated light saber
2) Tampon
3) to discribe a mood of a girl
"dam girl, whip out your period stick"
"goin fishing with my period stick"

Period Banshee 

when a woman gets on her period but unlike regular times this time she goes apeshit.
Girl: My stomach hurts buy me some crackers.
Guy: Its midnight thats ridiculous we don't even have crackers.
Girl: (slap) I don't care get me some god damn crackers!
Guy: WTF you such a period banshee!

Girl: I am gonna slit your throat!
Guy: FML
Period Banshee by dedodude January 27, 2011

Period Rage

When a girl takes PMS to the next level and becomes totally irrational, unreasonable, and is sent into a violent raging state.
Our friend, Hannah, would period rage on a monthly basis and break up with her boyfriend each time.

Period Jelly

When menstrual fluid solidifies inside a woman's vagina and then slips out as a jelly like substance.
I didn't realise I was on the rag until I stood up and a big lump of period jelly landed on the carpet!
Period Jelly by tattybogel January 26, 2011

Period Candy 

When girls crave something really bad whilst on their periods.
My dad knows that, when it's that time, and I ask for my period candy, he's gotta go get some Mexican food.
Period Candy by JBduRune July 18, 2011

period crackers 

Frank's RedHot sauce and saltine crackers. A fine delicacy for being bored as shit and hungry at home. The magical duo resembles a woman's monthly, heavenly hormonal secretion atop a saltine cracker. In one sitting they're eaten in excess (more than or equal to one box of saltines used and a whole bottle of Frank's).
Bro, get me some of those period crackers.

Got the hotsauce? Got the saltines? Period cracker party!

That girl stole my period crackers.

Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring ... period cracker phone!

It's the most wonderful time of the year ... there'll be period crackers ah munchin' when friends come to call ... It's the most wonderful time of the year.