Soul Patch

(n). A girlfriend or wife of a gay man, traditionally called a Beard, but for religious reasons.

Karen Pence is a Soul Patch.

by Roxy C. Moorecox June 7, 2018

Troll Patch

The squirrelly looking patch of facial hair that occurs at the bottom of the chin, often accompanied by a soul patch. Often seen on hipsters and other too-cool-for-school types.

That guy with the soul patch and troll patch looks like he could be a trumpet player, but I'm sure he's not really good at anything.

by sports turtle February 28, 2011

Hag Patch

The patch what lies central of the female groinage area.
Also known as the Axe wound, gash, flange, spam purse.

"Holy shit Jeremy, she's got her hag patch out!"

"Get your hag patch out you slappa"

by Dann The Man September 20, 2006

Sour Patch Kids

Kick ass candy from Canada. Starts out sour, then turns sweet. It may or may not give you the worse smelling gas ever.

Ingredients:

Sugar, Invert Sugar, Corn Syrup, Modified Corn Starch, Tartaric Acid, Citric Acid, Natural Artificial Flavoring, Yellow 6, Red 40, Yellow 5 and Blue 1.

Sour Patch Kids are awesome man.

by 1069 May 23, 2006

melon patch kids

An ethnic version of Cabbage Patch Kids. Little black ragdolls.

I guess we could buy little Myshequa one of those Melon Patch Kids for her birthday.

by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011

Pumpkin Patch People

/ˈpəm(p)kən/paCH/ˈpēpəl/

1. Followers of a large rounded orange fruit headed leader with a thick skull, tiny brain, a believer in conspiracy theories, a follower of brietbart, faux and infowars.

2. The plant of the Russian Oligarchs totalitarian authoritarian regime that produces unending lies and treason, having red hats and large confederate flags and native to warm inbreed regions of America.

Used as an affectionate term of address, especially to a trumpet:
"listen, pumpkin patch people, I thought you ought to know he's the worst liar in chief ever."

by F.A.K February 17, 2017

cabbage patch snatch

1. self desciptive, vaginal lips so used and nasty they look like cabbage leaves.
2. A whore's pussy

I hear Christina has a cabbage patch snatch.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003