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Crack & Pecker

One of the early, original, still existing lines of power tools. Some people still refer to them as Black & Decker. Since the development of the new higher tech rechargeable batteries, many models today are cordless, rather than hard-wired.
Bill, you griznoid, do you prefer a Ryobi or a Crack & Pecker cordless drill?
by andy1 April 4, 2006
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Packed

We will be packed if Tom perfoms at our restaurant.
by Hitlur April 30, 2016
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Packergasm

The feeling that is elicited when a player from the Green Bay Packers has a big play, the team wins, or something exciting happens in the game of football that benefits the Green Bay Packers.
"That 108 yard punt return by rookie Randall Cobb definitely gave me a Packergasm."
by ppppackerz September 9, 2011
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pecker checker

A U.S. Army medic or hospital personnel assigned to inspect soldierss' genitals for signs of sexually transmitted diseases, a process otherwise known as a short arm inspection.
After the actor Robert Mitchum was drafted into the Army in 1945, he spent his year in the service as a pecker checker at a Tarzana induction center.
by Tummy AuGratin April 10, 2006
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keep your pecker up

This phrase means "Cheer up" or "Don't worry, stay happy!" but I understand that it can cause howls of laughter in certain circles, I can't think why!

The pecker in question is probably not a penis, I think it may come from Woody Woodpecker? Or possibly pecker meaning your beak so equating to looking up?
Aarron blushed when his ancient relative exhorted him to "Keep his pecker up!". He didn't realise that she only wanted him to smile.

Gentle UD editor,as you edit those endless emos and chavs, keep your pecker up!
by w00fdawg October 10, 2005
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Peter Parker Syndrome

An abnormality that affects nice good looking smart guys that prevents them from ever getting the girl or anything they feel that they deserve. They tend to help others but than the universe tends to screw them over for no apparent reason.
James: Hey, what did Sue say when you asked her out?
Sean: She said, "Awww, thats so sweet. I'll let you know"
James: That doesn't sound good at all man. Sounds like you just got friend zoned.
Sean: I figured. I assumed that if I helped her with her studies and brought up her grades she would finally go out with me.
James: Sounds like you have the Peter Parker Syndrome.
by monkeyd3128 March 1, 2012
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drop pecker

The act of hitting a home run in a baseball game topped off by pimping it out of the batters box to home plate as if it were a no-doubter all the way.
by tmart2 October 20, 2009
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