Poo Choo Train

When sitting on the porcelain throne, preparing to drop some deuces a steady stream of fart air emits from your bunghole, sometimes pinched enough to emit a squeaking or whistling sounding fart announcing the turd train a'comin until the poo seals off the space and stops the whistle

Fuck dude, i could hear your poo choo train comin down the tracks from out here

by Colonel Skadoosh November 6, 2009

poo poo choo choo

No beating around the bush here. It's a gay train! A group of fags get together and line up pecker to butt - hole, and simultaneously ram each other in the ass all while making train sounds.

This is not to be confused with a "gravy train"

Oh man I got so wasted in Nashua last night, I ended up in a Poo Poo choo choo all night long! But this doesn't make me gay, because I was the caboose!

by Bean town January 19, 2014

poo pains

Aches and cramping associated with holding in a pending bowel movement.

I don't care how nasty the gas station bathroom is...I got bad poo pains.

by etafatdik July 6, 2009

Poo Bumps

The warning sign of goose bumps that a big poop is about to happen. There is typically little chance of holding in a poop when this warning sign occurs.

Will began frantically searching for a bathroom as soon as his poo bumps appeared.

by kuk6969 December 23, 2010

Poo poo

Poo poo is a baby way of saying brown soggy stuff coming out of your bootyhole

My poo poo is soo yummy 🤤 *eats poo poo*

by Hellenada July 13, 2019

poo-putt

no good or unworthy, lacking

she aint nuthin' but a poo-putt ho

by Angel Heathers April 14, 2007

poo nail

That's when you stick your finger in a girl's butt and when you pull it out poo is trapped around your finger nail.

I had a bad case of poo nail after i stuck my finger in her butt.

by n2cci May 7, 2009