build a piano

To build a piano is a suggestive term usually uttered in conversations amongst men referring to an act done to a women. Building a women's piano does not refer to any specific act rather it is a desired reaction out of a women through sexual stimulation. The term was originally formed after gender walls began to break down in the early 1900's as women began to insert themselves in different parts of society including in music. Men began to credit women with having very impressive musical talent comparative to that of a man and soon terms such as these began to form. Knowing this makes it easy to see how the saying came about because obviously women create beautiful passionate sounds that have uncanny ability to arouse and stimulate the opposite gender and there is striking similarity in the sounds made from a piano compared to a women's sounds of arousal and stimulation. Many compare a women's passionate and mildly aggressive sexual outbursts to music and some feel they are one in the same. In short to build a piano is equivalent to forcing a women to have a powerful orgasm.

Yo G, I heard you and the girls are getting together to build a piano. Do you mind if I join?

Dude I built the fuck out my girls piano last night.

Keep it up lil nigga or I'll build your bitches piano faster than you can say Mozart.

by BigFishJ November 25, 2016

piaw

Onomatopoeia. It sounds like a tiny gun shot, if a kitten pulled the trigger. It is cute.

It is an acronym for "Posting It Any Way."

"This is probably going to start another facebook fight. Oh well, piaw!"

"This makes me sound a little slutty, lol, piaw!"

"I totallr didnt even proofread this! Pisw!

by TTAB September 2, 2010

piano

1. an ugly piece of crap that your parents make you practice for days on end for absolutely no reason at all except to make you suffer.

2. an amazingly powerful tool to become a keyboardist, join a band, and get all the groupies that didn't want to wait in line for the lead singer and guitar (mostly lawyers and librarians).

3. (super skilled people only) become a renowned singer and songwriter, get millions of fans worldwide, and use the piano as a trampoline when not playing good songs

1. I hate it when Mom makes me play piano.

2. I played piano when I was five, and now I'm one of the twelve keyboardists that play in No Doubt!

3. Elton John, Billy Joel, and Ben Folds can really play the piano.

by D. Richter September 9, 2004

pias

Perish in a snowstorm. The Canadian equivalent of diaf ('die in a fire').

You're an asshat. pias.

by Mike the Attorney January 27, 2007

Piastor

A pastor who likes to tease his geeky members to infer the biblical value of π from 1 Kings 7:23 or 2 Chronicles 4:2, and then to challenge them to explain why it differs from the mathematical value.

Guesstimate how many piastors or theologians worldwide could reasonably explain the discrepancy between the rational value of biblical pi and the irrational value of mathematical pi.

by MathPlus June 29, 2021

Sexual Piano

During sex you suddenly thrust your hands into the vaginal and anal holes of a female at which time she starts to sing. You continue to move your fingers in rhythmic motion, thus creating your own symphony of sexual tones and grunts

The Sexual Piano always brings out the best singing voices in women

by Polarextreme August 22, 2011

piano

music making device

i wish i had a music making device (piano) so i can be like hanch and amylee

by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008