Porting

The act of a male inserting his penis into a post-op trans female’s vagina (inverted penis).

Dylan told us today about his porting experience with shim-othy.

by Rajingo April 11, 2023

Parkington

The name for a local boat shop. Parker marine

I must go to parkington to fix my boat.

by Boatington May 23, 2023

Mother Parking Car

A polite synonym for Motherfucker, Muthafucka and likeminded phrases.

You kidding me... MOther PArking CAr.... I wanna kill him...

by ilam nebrann February 20, 2011

walking parking cone

when little people with spray tans let people parallel park in between them

Dude, I just parallel parked in between those walking parking cones.

by Oompa loompa123 June 1, 2011

National Parking

The act of going to many National Parks.

They're going National Parking in Colorado this winter.

by parkrangernationalparking December 22, 2012

husband parking

Area where a husband can be left when the woman is shopping. Chairs outside change rooms, benches outside of stores and sports bars beside department stores are common husband parking locations.

I need a new dress for the weekend - why don't you find some husband parking and I'll text you in an hour.

by falcoiii July 5, 2016

Oil Panting

Intimate Petrol Sniffing

Tiffany and I went to the local gas station disrobed for some serious oil panting

by whypsi January 7, 2017