patties

A more subtle and less-obvious title for men with big boobs. Ideal when male victim is within ear-shot and you can't resist point them out.

Person: "Did you see thoes patties?!"

by Jerklyn October 28, 2007

flipping patties

Fondling ones balls whilst you toss their salad, making for a wholesome meal.

"How did date night go?"
"It went really well, Jill even felt like flipping patties"

by Arun311 August 13, 2015

pasties

when an unprecedented amount of cannabis has been smoked leaving the mouth feeling dried up and sticky. No amount of liquid can cure the pasties, often dried biscuits or bread will cause great discomfort to a person experiencing the pasties due to the inability to successfully chew the food without it sticking to every part of the mouth.

"lick the rolly paper dude"
"nah i can't, ive got the killer pasties"

"i can't swallow this chocolate biscuit, ive got the pasties"

by galem April 3, 2009

pantie dropper

A simple alcoholic drink made with strong bourbon and soda.

"That fucked up poop has been drinking pantie droppers bro .You should take a rain check on hitting that bc she's the type that may fuck you over."

by JSmith lu 43 April 6, 2017

Xbox Live Parties

Once you get 6 people its already hell on earth.

Squeaker: YOU FUCKING KILLED ME YOU FUCKING FUCKER! I WILL FUCKING FUCK YOU UP FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FAMILY THEY FUCKING STOLE MY FUCKING SHOT FUCKING GUN AND FUCKING KILLED ME AND FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU BITCH

Chad: dude shut the fuck up calm down you're like 10
Squeaker: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM ACTUALLY 8 AND MY MOM GAVE ME 10 DOLLARS SO I BOUGHT THIS CHEAP ASS DDOSING PROGRAM I WILL TERMINATE YOUR FUCKING INTERNET AND YOU FUCKING WILL FUCKING NOT FUCKING HAVE FUCKING CONN-FUCKING-NECTION
Chad: ...
Squeaker: THE FUCK IS THAT IM TAKING AWAY YOUR INTERNET FUCKING BITCH
chad: cool
Squeaker: WHY THE FUCK DID IT NOT WORK
chad: because i have a vpn are you dumb
Squeaker: SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE-
Squeaker was removed from the party
chad: Xbox Live Parties in a nutshell.

by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna April 19, 2021

dirty pantie tea

Dirty pantie tea (DPT) is a drink made from soiled female undergarments. The dirty panties are harvested and boiled in water. The resulting liquid is then consumed. Proponents of DPT claim that it has rejuvenative properties; it has been called "the fountain of youth" and "an energy drink" by DPT aficionados. DPT original gangsta BL claims that his prowess with women is a direct result of consuming DPT.

Bransen loves Stephanie's dirty pantie tea.

by DPTgansta July 2, 2006

Pantie Cricket

An evil bug living in a womans Nether Regions. Also: Severe pubic lice.

OHMYGOD! Emily has pantie crickets!

by Morgan39 July 15, 2007