Skip to main content

big ole gay

Someone who refuses to acquiesce to inappropriate demands or take part in immature and unsavory, albeit extremely entertaining, activities.

Must be pronounced with an extreme Texas accent with a heavy emphasis on the GAY.
"I don't want to light this paper airplane on fire, launch it down a stairwell and document its destruction."

"That's because you're a big ole gay."
by MissBossPants September 23, 2011
mugGet the big ole gaymug.

The ol' particle accelerator

The act of recieving oral, pulling out and dick slapping someone at such a high velocity, that particles in the penis collide with those in the face of the person whomst is giving oral. creating a black hole which swallows the whole universe.
"I gave me bird the ol' particle accelerator yesterday"

"How was it?"

"Good"
by Theresmilkonthecat February 15, 2017
mugGet the The ol' particle acceleratormug.

The ol' Bag Lunch

When you cover a girls face with a paper bag and proceed to rail that ho.
Ashley wouldn't shut her mouth so i gave her the ol' bag lunch and that did the trick.
by skip gunderson December 30, 2008
mugGet the The ol' Bag Lunchmug.

tig ol bitties

the biggest softest juciest most veloptious titties yew will ever see or suck on. most popular type of breasts
O MY FUCK. LUK AT DEM TIG OL BITTIES ON DYNESHA. I COULD BITE DA FUCK OUTTA OUTTA DEM!
by monaefly 95 March 6, 2010
mugGet the tig ol bittiesmug.

fake ol' bitties

Someone who looks like they have massive amazing boobs but it turns out she just stuffs
Guy 1: Dude, that chicks got serious tig ol' bitties!!!

Guy 2: Naw man, they're fake ol' bitties.
by wesanator June 16, 2011
mugGet the fake ol' bittiesmug.

Ol' Shotty

The most prized posession of Boots. Ol' Shotty is Boots' shotgun that he uses to blow his nuts off in the shed. Without Ol' Shotty, Boots would have to just let anybody go into the fridge and people would never have to state their business. Ol' Shotty is a creation of two fat kids that have nothing better to do than make fun of people that make you laugh by just looking at them.
I take Ol' Shotty and blow my nuts off in the shed
by 22 and in the band March 29, 2005
mugGet the Ol' Shottymug.

Big Ol' Boobies

big, likeable breats.. most likely perky and firm
I'm calling from my friends phone because he wants up in them Big Ol' Boobies
by Special-E September 22, 2005
mugGet the Big Ol' Boobiesmug.

Share this definition