The goggles! They do nothing!

A "saying" that originates from sub-human animals (see also hipsters) who claim to like The Simpsons but can't be bothered to actually quote anything accurately. The CORRECT line is "My eyes! The googles do nothing!"

Douche: "The goggles! They do nothing!"

Guy: "Man, what a pretentious douche... if you're going to try to sound clever by spouting pop culture references, you should at least get them right."

Attractive Girl: "You're so right, I'll have sex with YOU now instead of that loser."

by Bitch-monkey September 8, 2009

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nothing

a term to describe someone cooler than a hipster.

typically a mature indie/ scenester that cannot be described using an exact term. something inbetween indie, scene, and hipster.

"you're so nothing"

by peacockkkkkk May 17, 2010

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Nothing-knower

A lady or gentleman who lacks knowledge on a variety of subjects.

After an angry debate, Csiga told Kevin that he was a nothing-knower...

by Nothing-Knower October 23, 2011

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Notabling

Parents using the Notabli app to brag about themselves, by posting publicly about their kids.

Did you see that Notabling? I can't believe her parents posted "I know she is only two, but we couldn't resist giving her a gold-plated iPad." Pathetic.

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One day this beautiful yacht will be all for little Timmy. Can you imagine all the champagne that we be consumed and business deals sealed?

by primadonna September 27, 2013

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