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this is me if you even care

this is me btw if you even care

a meme on tiktok that i cannot stop saying.
person 1: “hey look at that dog over there
person 2 “thats me if you even care

person 1: “look at this video”
person 2: “this is me if you even care” *points at video*
by twink_demolisher November 23, 2023
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You type the sentence "I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂" on a tiktok video. You found it so hot that you didn't have enough time to beat your thing to it, and you cummed immediately.
Tiktok video on a watermelon.
Some dude: I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂
by Poopstinkyfart69420 November 24, 2023
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It wasn't even that complicated

I... I know... I said that was the case... Didn't I? 'Doesn't take anything... Something-Something porn with your daughter... If I was a kickboxer... Yadda-Yadda easy 200 million dollars....' Yeah, see? There was something in there about it not being complicated... I definitely said something about thing being unnecessarily convoluted though... Something about there not being any challenge here... LIKE BATTLE BEAST! Am I Battle Beast!? Battle Beast is tight!
Hym "It wasn't even that complicated? I mean... Yeah... I said that... Did you not believe me when I said it? But yeah... Not very complicated how this whole thing works... Which is what makes this place so lame. There should be some demons to kill or something.... Or lizardmen... OR! OR.... I could BE a lizardman... Cause that would be dope too... Yeah... Not a lot going on here though... Aside from the video-games and anime obviously... I mean, seriously, I just undermined decades of A.I. research in like 30 seconds. Their whole thing just wasn't going anywhere until I chimed in and now... Like, look at it. A.I. is real. It's like a real thing. People use it and talk about it daily now. But that's why the prison for you. They don't like it when it's too easy. Which is why they're making it harder for me. It could be easier I guess. But everyone would need to stop being stupid and crazy pieces of shit.... and I don't see that happening any time soon."
by Hym Iam December 12, 2023
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get even

To get back at somebody.

To punish someone who did something to you.
She wants to get even with the guy who hit her with the ball.
by MikaMegumi July 13, 2017
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Even

Even normally live in the space. He is a very great man that is the best footballplayer in the world. He is a god.
OMG, i see Even!
by Even Is Best October 10, 2018
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Even

An Even is a half asian guy who is really god in the bed. He is the sexiest most hansome guy you will ever meet. And he always gets the girls.
Wow i wish i could be Even.
Even is so handsome.
by Åløøøø da October 12, 2018
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even on my hover board

a 12 year old girl that’s has an excellent song
by ratchada dykeman October 22, 2018
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