Nonce lung 

When your lung collapse’s because you nonce to much

beanie sounds like you got nonce lung you need to lay off that noncing for a while

Nonce lung by Weary baskin September 1, 2022

nonce fodder 

1. (noun) A young child, dressed to impress.

2. exclamation, similar to cunty bollocks.

1. Hey son, why are you wearing those leather trousers, you're right nonce fodder you.

2. Oh nonce fodder

nonce fodder by Kristofa January 31, 2005

Nonce nugget

A Werthers Original

Werthers Original sweets... sweets that old men give to children... = Nonce nuggets

Nonce nugget by mrbisq July 4, 2011

Nonce Patrol 

A group of highly trained individual tasked with mobile and online eradication of nonces. Daily jobs consist of many things from diving deep into the realm of Tik Tok, observing Danielle Cohn's YouTube comment section, and on foot operations involving the physical take down of nonces, and sentencing. All jobs are co-ordinated by highly intelligent people, determined to eradicated the noncery in this world.

Ranks can be earnt with good service, beginners are given the rank of Private, and can work their way up to Chief Nonce Destroyer.

"I'm excited to join The Nonce Patrol ranks"

Nonce Patrol by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019

Nonce Hunter 

Someone who scavenges the worlds for dirty paedophiles

"Stacy saw a nonce hunter last week in the woods"

Nonce Hunter by Dirty Bobby Ewell January 19, 2020

nonce jockey

A person whom likes to ride pedos for the thrill of it

two friends are playing a game of S.K.A.T.E, one friend does a trick the other can't, the other friend responds by calling him a nonce jockey.

nonce jockey by polarco September 26, 2019

Nonce Punched 

Phrase used to describe someone who gets beaten up by a Nonce. A way of describing someone who gets beaten up by a Paedophile

Used in the North Wales and North West region primarily

You're supposed to be a Boxing instructor but that guy has made you bleed! Cannot believe you got Nonce Punched

Nonce Punched by BershamBackdoor August 23, 2020