nobetome

no body told me
Response by someone who screwed up

Don,
nobetome to delete spam

by amber January 15, 2005

nobstickle course

The process you go through when trying to get a girl who dusnt want sex to sleep with you.

"awww mate, you tapped that bird yet?"
"nah mate, im on the nobstickle course"

by Mungrl January 22, 2008

noble wank

To remain stoic and in touch with your spiritual side while engaging in the act of masturbation. It could also be to masturbate with a higher purpose in mind than merely the pursuit of bodily pleasures.

Father: son, did i just catch you tugging your meat soldier?

son: yes dad, but dont worry, it was a noble wank.

Father: Well that's ok then son, you have maintained your dignity. I'll speak with your mother and see if we cant raise your allowance a bit.

son: thank you father.

by Dasten June 2, 2014

Nobstacle

A person who is/or acts like a nob and persistently gets in one's way

Nobstacle: He knew I was late for a million things, but continued flapping his gums because he's obviously the only one that 'life' happened to.

by the-city-winkle March 18, 2016

nobocall

It happens to everyone these days: You answer the phone and no one's there. It's an automated call (aka: robocall) but they don't have an operator available to take the call when you pick up so you're greeted with silence. The call usually terminates automatically after a few seconds.

Who just called?

Nobody. It was another nobocall.

by dmacktx May 12, 2019

Noble Street

Noble street is the high school where once you are handed 4 demerits, you get an automatic detention. Fucking bitches right? They are very strict. If you even tap someone it’s an automatic 4 demerits. They let you have your phone in your pockets but once they see a tiny bit of your phone, 4 demerits. Teachers are on your ass 24/7. They also have something called a Lasalle. You have to go to burnside(our lunchroom) after school for 30 minutes if you don’t finish your homework or don’t do it at all. Even if you forget to do one question, it’s a lasalle. Oh yeah, detention is 2 hours. They give you a packet to work on in detention. You have to serve a detention only on fridays. On top of that, on fridays, we get out at 1:15. So getting detentions aren’t so pleasing huh? If you get a lasalle on friday but you also have a detention, u have to serve your detention then stay another 30 minutes for your Lasalle. Noble street gives you a lot of homework everyday :( It’s also full of hoes and potheads. There’s a lot of fights too and drama but what can i say? Be Noble right?

“you go to noble street? must suck.”

by UrMomLickedMyToes September 29, 2019

nobnoyds

A way for misspelling "nobody" but saying it in a funny way. (No-BEN-Oi-eds)
Another definition:
A way of saying someone is stupid.

You guys are a bunch of nobnoyds

by DudyDude69 October 9, 2019