Phoney Number

When a girl gives a guy a fake number because she doesn't ever want to see him again.

Guy 1: "Let me call this girl back she was pretty awesome."
dialing...
Operator: "The number you have called is no longer in service."
Guy1: "I dialed exactly what she told me, wtf?"
Guy 2: "Dude, she gave you her phoney number!"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

number-two pill

A pill you take when you are extremely constipated.

"Baby, why is your stomach so hard? When is the last time u did number-two?"

"Mama, I don't know." "Well that's too long!" "Forget the prune juice, you are getting a number-two pill before you go to bed tonight!"

by Kaliah Kirby February 10, 2007

Neber

A term used to say a word that you cant say but the second person knows. The meaning changes. If i use neber as crush than i can say that, or use neber as hate.
Neber means anything as long as you both know what you want it to mean

Hey Rob neber is beside you 12’o clock.

by Senπ(^.^) November 18, 2018

The Numbers

Uptown Manhattan, where numbers are used to define streets, not names. Everything above 14th street, more or less. Meaningless jive area, doesn't need to exist.

Everything except New A-Town in Manhattan is "The Numbers"

Guy one: I ain't goin all the way to fourty-deuce, I am staying away from the numbers.

Guy two: Word, screw them. New A-Town pride!

by atomic jerk December 22, 2005

number 3

The act of taking a shit in a bidet. Usually done by American tourists in European countries who come back to their hotel rooms drunk off their ass.

I made sure to leave an extra large tip for the cleaning lady because I had accidentally gone number 3 the night before.

by thehunger August 31, 2007

numberfag

Someone who thinks they are cool because they were the first, second, third or any number thereof to post in a forum thread, on a video, or an article. the fact of the matter is they aren't cool they are little fags with no originality whatsoever.

Guy 1: first! OMG you guys suckzorz!!

Guy 2: ZOMG 2nD NOOBLETS!

Guy 3: ThIrD ftw!

Normal Person: You numberfags are so pathetic...please do the world a favor and gtfo.

by Aedu December 20, 2010

number ten

Something which is not good, distinctly not second or third rate even, but tenth rate. Originated, as far as i can tell, in vietnam where the phrase, you're number ten gi joe might've been popular. popularized in the movie indiana jones by that kid.

you not number one, you number ten doctah jones

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004