Trouser Love Mutton

The protruding stem within ones drawers used to jack, piss or fuck with.

Mary, would you like to see my thick Trouser Love Mutton, tis worth a look.

by Alan June 16, 2003

Muttons

A name for old far left leaning Anti-British "Sheeple". Muttons are easily identifiable by their constant virtue signalling on social media, trying to stay relevant to Millennial "Woke" culture.

Someone must have an opinion of their own, the Muttons are out in force on Facebook today.
Brexit IS happening, the Muttons won't be happy.
Why do so many Muttons deny Israel's right to exist?

by Max Strykehard September 7, 2018

Muttongeoff

Closely related to muttonhead, but of a different variety like glovehead

Glovehead was a muttonhead when he hid his beer under his bed.

by alan November 25, 2003

muttongeoff

bellend plonker lampshade

Glovehead was a muttongeoff when he hid his beer under his bed.

by lamb chop November 26, 2003

mutteringdeath

Name used online to virtually harm others.

The name comes from Vietnam. The vietcong used to call the helicopters "saghasjlgj" which translates to "MutteringDeath" because American helicopters used to pwn nub villages and Ho Chi Ming lovers........and it sounds like somebody muttering while their flying.

Hater of Heraldo Rivera

MutteringDeath pwned that nub, w00t!

MutteringDeath destroyed my pissant village and killed my family, but then he left and now i'm gay for Ho Chi Ming.

VC: "I was just minding my own business mining ore for Nod, when MutteringDeath shows up to destroy my base"
Heraldo Rivera: "Wow sounds like fun"
VC: "No it wasnt fun you fuck, all i hear is this whub wob whub wob whub wob, and then there were bullets, bombs, and fire all over"
Heraldo: "Is that the noise now?"
VC: "What are you talkin.....Oh shit he's back"
Heraldo: "Aw lame, he just shot my arms and legs off"

by MutteringDeath December 9, 2008

Mutter Pants

You can see the lips moving, but you can't hear what the cunts saying !!!

I did the Harwich triathlon on Sunday.....Juliet was there in those red mutter pants again......the lips were definitely moving, but I couldn't hear what the cunt was saying !!!

by gogogreen September 17, 2007

mutton fed

Stupid and retarded individuals living mainly around Cunnamulla, Qld. distinguishable features are a jacky howe singlet and sheep shearers, mutton fed people generaly only live on sheep stations.

1st person: hey is that guy mutton fed?

2nd person: is he from cunnamulla?

1st person: yes.

2nd person: then he's mutton fed.

by hick hater December 7, 2007