Mooched

To be screwed, or in one week have one pr more of the following:

-sold or lose business
-get/got divorced

- missed the birth of his child/kids birthday
-Get fired within a fortnight.

Dude is in a tough spot, he got mooched.

by SapientChaos July 31, 2017

monochute

A single manned areola flotation device designed to slow one's rapid acceleration toward the earth. It can be used if one gets ganked smooth out of a banana and cream Cessna. It is also used by NASA personnel to AIDs in the search and recovery of satellites that have been ganked smooth off the t.v.
1werd

Thank you all for sharing your stories. I see now that my life doesn't suck as bad as I thought it did.
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Proper Noun) Half of a pairofchute.

Adjective/Vertebrate) Multiplicative Inverse

4. Meditated Unlocked Sativica

Medicated Couchlock Indica Frances got ganked smooth out the casino and would have fallen to earth if it had not been for his $25 tip and monochute.

by Eloganna August 20, 2017

moochariza

The best in a group or community

He is the moochariza

by Moochariza October 10, 2017

Mooch

Someone who has a free ride.

Tammy Burger

Did you hear about that mooch Tammy?

by Thetruth247 October 12, 2017

Mooch

Someone who has a free ride.

Tammy Burger

Do you know that mooch, Tammy Burger?

by Thetruth247 October 12, 2017

Mooch

The Battery God

Mooch really knows everything about batteries.

by danteinverse October 23, 2017

Moocher

Dacre Montgomery's "Girlfriend"

She quit her only viable source of income to free load with that dude with the mullet from Stranger Things, she's such a binchy moocher.

by strangertings June 15, 2018