Moisterbate

When a female engages in pleasuring herself and whilst doing so creates a puddle so massive that it could be confused for a the disintegrated remains of a human.

I moisterbated last night so bad that I had to get a new mattress let alone change the sheets!

by Aliphatic May 3, 2016

moist tart

An attractive, sexy hot young woman. -UK

She's a lovely moist tart wot inspires wankers.

by lennyschafer August 17, 2016

Moist Battery

When a female puts 2 AA batteries up her vagina and rubs her feet on carpet vigorously to create an electric charge causing stimulation

That moist battery was intense last night

by Moist Battery September 22, 2016

Moist Pupper Stuffer

A little dog's wet nose, often used to stuff its face into things. Ex; food bowls, owner's butt cheeks, or other crevices.

Susie: Oh my gosh! Your dog's little wet nose is so cute!
Fred: Oh, yeah. That's Gizmo's Moist Pupper Stuffer.

by Chad252 November 18, 2016

moist fondle

fiddling with ones ballsack while it is extremely wet or sweaty, usually after going for a swim or a wet environment

I had a really moist fondle after going in the lake yesterday

by TheDonnyPlays December 8, 2016

Moisture train

When you don't shake well enough after going pee and it trickles down your leg a little

Man I went to use the bathroom and got a moisture train.

by Urbanpanhandler January 3, 2017

Moist

When your not strong enough to fight and you're weak - more or less calling someone wet

Alternative for weak or wet

You cannot fight !! so moist!

by chilliad2002 February 10, 2017