mook

A mook is commonly a fellow who tries hard to be normal but finds most things around him so boring that he can't pay attention. As a result he seems odd, and dumb as a fence post. Although it could be an annoying trait, if you told him about it, he would say: "I dunno". Their value to society is well documented.

If that mook can win a Nobel Prize, so can I.

by hank the crank October 3, 2006

mook

An idiot or a fool. Used to insult people during grime battle-raps / clashes.

Dizzee Racal in a clash with Wiley: I'm not a mook, ya nah. I don't know what you heard, but I'm not a mook.

by ragoflex November 7, 2007

Sweaty Mook

A phrase to use to use in an argument or just in passing conversation, make sure to pronounce the S with extra fizz "SSSSWWEATY MOOK".

Same as saying "shut it you dirty cock".

Can also add "stain" on the end to add extra shazam.

Well........you're a sweaty mook.

Shut it you sweaty mook stain.

Dan - "Seen Monwara Begum today?"

Rob - "Nah"

Dan - "Oh well, that sweaty mook does my nut in anyway".

by Daniel Heaton August 11, 2006

mookie

Mookie is a slang term for 'feces' or 'Poo' or 'Dung dung'

'Dude you smell like mookie'

by Richard Prior November 10, 2004

Mookle

A person of great honor and bravery

You are such a mookle for saving that family.

by Mookle December 18, 2003

Mookie

monkey like, abnormal agility and facial expressions. he makes squawking noises and can eat an apple faster than any living mook. don't confuse this creature with Chris Kattan, though very similar in stature, they aren't the same person. will eat 6 of any pill, anytime.

mookie L, quit jumping around like a monkey and design me a city.

by simon July 3, 2003

Mookie

Mookie is when you have a female that's like 8 months pregnant, and she dies. She's been dead for about 3 days, and you hit her in the stomach and you eat what comes out. The action is called Mookie.

The stuff they serve for dinner here looks kinda like mookie.

by paul May 6, 2005