yo momma

the ultimate joke

yo momma so fat when she walked by the tv I missed 3 seasons of my favorite tv show

by brshrjxgcckyvhvvv December 14, 2017

Yo momma

The female under my desk currently

Person 1: hey, who are you
Person 2: the dumbass on urban dictionary’s mother
Person 1: ok, get back to ‘work’ *winks at camera*

Yo momma

by ThePersonYoMommaLoves January 05, 2022

Yo Momma

A answer to any question someone doesnt know the answer to

Teacher: Ok, Mark what is the captial city of Jamacia
Mark:emmm...errr. Yo Momma *laughs happily and hi-5s his friend*

by Liam=] May 04, 2009

yo momma

the subject of most jokes

yo momma was virgin now shes pay as you go!

by gjhieruhgaiuergh April 29, 2010

Yo momma

October 21- Say yo momma as an answer everytime your teacher calls on you ;)

Mrs.Farticles: Yes Daryson

Daryson: YO MOMMA-

*and the crowd goes wild*

by mytiktokis0miazlcruz0jkjk October 19, 2019

Yo momma

a internet joke that would be a starter for a roast.

Yo momma so fat, when she jumps into the swimming pool, she causes a tsunami.

by Acethecase June 02, 2023

momma g

One badass pimp that's all I can say

Momma g will pull out a glock and pop a cap in you''re ass

by Hotbabe26 November 16, 2016