Landon:have you seen the sub for mr.shaffers class
Chuckles:yeah she was hidinh behid the desk doing the momma shera special
Chuckles:yeah she was hidinh behid the desk doing the momma shera special
by Theodih October 30, 2025
Get the Momma shera specialmug. Where the baby momma refuses to let the dad interfere with his child’s life regardless of custody agreements, and then complains to social media and friends that the baby’s dad “ain’t shit” and that she’s all alone as a parent.
I keep trying to get more time with my son but Amber has a baby momma complex and thinks I’m the worst.
by MasqueradeQueen April 21, 2020
Get the Baby momma complexmug. it's when an autistic person tries to roast you and it fails miserably and after this happens a slap is very much needed
by davidsdefinitions April 20, 2020
Get the yo momma is have big gaymug. even worse than ur granny tranny or ur pappy trappy, you use it when you wanna destroy your opponent
V: hey dude, ur mom gay
L: haha, ur pappy trappy
V: oh, you don't want what is next
L: what?!
V: ur momma a pappa
L: *instantly dies, creates an alternate universe and earth explote*
L: haha, ur pappy trappy
V: oh, you don't want what is next
L: what?!
V: ur momma a pappa
L: *instantly dies, creates an alternate universe and earth explote*
by the one who exists March 18, 2018
Get the ur momma a pappamug. Jo Momma; an incel's figurative mother; a fake name assigned by a troll to the mother of their male victim's (online) persona, (i.e., LARPers; an incel; a simp; a fellow troll; etc.) used for the soul purpose of trolling, bullying and potentially triggering their target.
'Jo Momma' is usually a name-holder (or name replacement value) used for the, often figurative, paternal female of one's online male nemesis - usually an incel; OR: one who has not revealed enough about himself to get doxxed and expose his, or any of his family's, personal information; and is therefor the subject of attack by online trolls and bullies with preliminary, nuanced trolling and bullying.
'Jo Momma' is usually a name-holder (or name replacement value) used for the, often figurative, paternal female of one's online male nemesis - usually an incel; OR: one who has not revealed enough about himself to get doxxed and expose his, or any of his family's, personal information; and is therefor the subject of attack by online trolls and bullies with preliminary, nuanced trolling and bullying.
Jo Momma has amazingly come out of an extended 10 year coma today, after May-Hu-Gee Wang rear-ended and smashed her Mini to smithereens with his semi monster-hybrid . It's believed that Jo Momma was still inexperienced handling stick at the time, and instead pulling off, had further backed up into May-Hu-Gee Wang's heavy oncoming load. Equipped for deep-drill fracking, the weight and ton of May Wang's disproportionately massive sized rig, ferociously rammed head first into the compact back-boot of Jo Momma's comparatively tiny dinky. May Wang's colossal LXXX-footer plowed into Jo Momma with such intense velocity, that the entire length of her soft interior velour velvet covering, had been reduced to nothing more than a fist-sized pinkish clump of crumpled rag, stuffed into furious flurry all the way up her, likewise emaciated, glovebox compartment. Taking the full-force of May Wang's humongous haul had all but flattened her lovely lady ride into a generous portion of stacked pancakes , smeared with more than a generous, extra-large dolloping of brown syrup. One could say it was a mouthwatering brunch, but only for the jaws of life, who hungrily dug into what was once Jo Momma's comfortable warm Cooper, but had become her trap... banged-up & mangled beyond recognition... yet still glistening with lustrous galore from the wet downpour that had come down in and the , that fateful day Hershey's highway, route 69.
by gruz_the_ugh November 4, 2022
Get the jo mommamug. by Hotbabe26 November 16, 2016
Get the momma gmug. For genetically sequencing someone's DNA to not experience any biological mutation inhibited cellular response or any inversive reaction to non-visual radiation spectrum body proximity nuclear fallout generated by a device decaying that has a resemblance to snowflakes occurring in weather patterns. o o
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A misinterpretation of "On MoMmas" can result in a fear index of shakes and freezing adrenal gland secretion to enlighten one's self later in life to have an On God mental realization of re-establishing faith in religion.
Turning ON (I/O) a MoM (nuclear capable device), mas*
*English translation to Spanish: "not limited to quantifying one".
Turning ON (I/O) a MoM (nuclear capable device), mas*
*English translation to Spanish: "not limited to quantifying one".
by Dian Zlatanov December 4, 2022
Get the On MOMmasmug.