Moist bridge collapse

When you recreate the Francis Scott Key Bridge with 2 guys. One guy slaps his penis harshly across another hard penis resting on a table cracking it like a glow stick and then quickly shoving it up his rectum.

Guy 1: i saw the francis scott key bridge collapse this morning it was terrible

Guy 2: yea but it reminded me that you promised me a moist bridge collapse

by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024

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moist to tsunami

Rating of how wet something makes you.

On a scale from moist to tsunami, noodle soup is a strong tide.

by Bewiggedroom43 December 06, 2016

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Moist willy

The act of taking your dick out of a wet vagina and sticking your finger in then using the juice to give the girl a wet willy.

I was having sex with Jason but halfway through he gave me a moist willy it was really weird.

by Queefgiver January 06, 2025

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moist boi

Any single alcoholic beverage

Yo, could you grab me a moist boi from the fridge?

by sraavo June 05, 2018

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Moist men

The destroyer of worlds, they destroyed the world of Toaster Town and made T0ASTERB0I the last of his kind, although their origins are unknown some say they are space pirates that attack nearby planets in their universe.

Do you know of the Moist Men? They are the destroyer of worlds and killed thousands of innocent Toasters!

by T0ASTERB0I March 29, 2021

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