Harmful Moist Factor

A rare disease that affects only 0.02% of the world's population. It occurs when the brain overproduces a moist acidic liquid which damages brain cells and can lead to polio. It can be contracted through sexual intercourse or high levels of stress. In few cases, it has caused extreme speech impediments. A cure is currently being developed by Jesse Barronton, who contracted the disease when he was six.

The harmful moist factor in his brain cost him his life by the age of 26.

by ChloeV124 December 1, 2016

moist to tsunami

Rating of how wet something makes you.

On a scale from moist to tsunami, noodle soup is a strong tide.

by Bewiggedroom43 December 6, 2016

Moist Vegetable

What your mate is when they want to do something other than what the boys are doing - usually girlfriend related or boring af.

Synonyms: schweff, wet lettuce, pussy whipped

Antonyms: MVP, top boy

Person 1 - "You keen for some Fifa and a bev?"
Person 2 - "insert shift excuse"
Person 1 - "Absolute moist vegetable mate"

by schweffganistan December 15, 2016

moist meme

A meme that makes any living creature moist from they're sexual area

woah there buddy, that moist meme is making me drip

by DankLordNord December 18, 2016

Coffee Moist

When one allows them self to marinate in coffee, and then to suck it out of every article of clothing... Including the underwear. And then using a bagel to "dip it in the coffee pot"

"Yea man she got coffee moist."
"Yea she was suckin' out this morning with a bagel."

by Blagnarth January 19, 2017

Moist

Meaning someone is on the heavy side. They’re are not totally fat but slightly fat.

I finally saw my old elementary teacher, and she was a little moist. She wasn’t as slim as she was 9 years ago.

by TacoSanto December 9, 2018

Moist

Ben Thomson

AYYYYYY Ben thomsom is a moist yute

by Moist Thomson October 24, 2018