Captain Mess

A legend!

One who destroys little green soldiers!

Captain Mess, loved by all, respected by done!

by Captain Mess January 23, 2021

mess

Benedict the posh one

Benedict is a mess

by takenninja October 26, 2018

Mess of a bloke

Derogatory term for a man who does something to the annoyance of his friends.

Ben: we going online tonight?
Stuart: no Darryl is playing football for the 5th time this week
Steve: mess of a bloke

by BShields90 March 27, 2022

Messed Down

When you don't mess up and actually do something good.
Basically the Opposite of Messing Up

Aw Snap! he actually "messed down" this time!

by Sloma Jack Clucks July 19, 2025

Sexy Toilet Mess

When you and your partner are both on the toilet together and want to have sex. You both do it together on the toilet. And you make a big mess after it’s all over. There is stuff everywhere on the walls, floor ,and curling of the bathroom.

Jack and Kelly had a sexy toilet mess together after they both came home from work.

by Funnypants78 July 9, 2024

Mess

Breiana Alexes Cummings

Bre is a mess today

by yellowfever47 November 4, 2020

Dick-Mess

1. When you've been a dick and made a mess of a situation
2. When you've gotten ejaculate everywhere

I made a huge dick-mess today

by GaleWeathers September 30, 2022