by Celebi+ September 2, 2011

A drink consisting of three or more different soft drinks.
Common in places where the customers can use the soda machines.
Common in places where the customers can use the soda machines.
Person A: I heard you ordered fast food yesterday.
Person B: I did.
Person A: What did you drink?
Person B: I couldn't decide, so I just poured myself a carbonated mess.
Person B: I did.
Person A: What did you drink?
Person B: I couldn't decide, so I just poured myself a carbonated mess.
by ChameleonDragon September 26, 2019

by kvm666 January 2, 2021

A term originally coined by SPC Groth while deployed in eastern Afghanistan. He used the term to describe a soldier who was covered in his own blood and tears. It then caught on to most of the camp in the following weeks. Songs were written about it, etc.
LT - Has anyone seen Wheeler?
Groth - Yea, he's up that staircase. He's bleeding out and crying; it's a real hero's mess up there.
(The name above, 'Wheeler' has been changed from the original name of the soldier)
Groth - Yea, he's up that staircase. He's bleeding out and crying; it's a real hero's mess up there.
(The name above, 'Wheeler' has been changed from the original name of the soldier)
by SSG winning August 26, 2013

by Uraavacado August 30, 2021

by johnhenrybrown February 10, 2023
