Untidy Matty

When you make your girlfriend chicken parm, then break up with her that evening during intercourse

You hear Kris untidy matty his girl yesterday? Kid is savage she didn’t see it coming.

by Floridaman69 February 5, 2019

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Fatty matty c

Fatty Matty c is fat

Fatty matty c was walking down the road like a road man till he got chased by knife crime

by Fatty matty c January 30, 2020

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10/10 sex. But loves himself to much to ever love you. London bait so he thinks his the shit. A very handsome mixed race male. Could get away with being about 20 and his name gives off white people vibes.

Me: omg have you seen Harrison Mattis.

Friend: yeah but his to prestige !

by Ahbdndjd May 31, 2020

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Harrison Mattis

10/10 sex. But loves himself to much to ever love you. London bait so he thinks his the shit

. A very handsome mixed male.

Me: omg have you seen Harrison Mattis. He’s so sexy

Friend: yeah but his to prestige !

by Ahbdndjd May 31, 2020

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Missionary Matty

catches flies

one trick pony

oh god here comes missionary matty

by pffffasif October 18, 2020

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Ms Mattson

If you have a teacher with this name, she is already going to be a bitch. If you are in the beginning of a school year and you see this name… just drop out. These teachers have serious issues and need to be stopped! They think they’re the best people in the world and that they’re more superior than all of us, when everyone hates them and it’s clear to see.

Give up on school if you have a teacher with this name.

PS. if she has a “PINK DOT SYSTEM” instantly gtfo of her class!

Kid: Goodmorning Ms Mattson!

Ms Mattson: I’m giving you a pink dot, a referral, and you’re spending the rest of the time in the office for the week, reminder…this pink dot also takes off 50% of your grade for the week! Have Fun!

by grandpas chill corner October 8, 2021

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