manhattan marriage

A marriage in which a man or woman exchanges vows with that of a donkey, sheep, cow, horse, or platypus.

Person 1: "Did you hear about Michael Beasley's Manhattan Marriage?"

Person 2: "No. What happened?"

Person 1: "He married a God damn sheep!"

Person 2: "What a sick bastard!"

by TOOL BAG TRAVIS February 18, 2009

gay marriage

Republicans and Democrats having anal sex together!

Clinton and Bush are fuckin eachother!!

I think those two fags are in the same coven or something.

by damn infidelic pagan hippie liberal scum March 20, 2005

Marriage dick

When your dick is so bad; Small and busts quick. Comes from the only way he will get any is if he is married. The only way to get some would be to trap her in a legally binding relationship.

Why did you break up with him ? He has good looks good job and he's so nice ?

I know it sucks ! I pulled his pants down to find out he has marriage dick ! I still want to live my life so I ended it.

by Robvtie November 25, 2020

hetero marriage

A marriage beteen an opposite-sex couple; the traditional union in Abrahamic religions.

Liberals think gay marriage is cool, but religious folks think hetero marriage is cool.

by tory borty December 16, 2012

Mariale

Mariale Def. Mariale or suckerfish are grossly tall. Their distinctive first dorsal fin takes the form of a modified oval sucker-like organ with slat-like structures that open and close to create suction and take a firm hold against the skin of Smaller Devil Spawn Creatures (population:1). By sliding backward, the Mariale can increase the suction. Mariale's sometimes attach themselves to small boats or temporary "friends" to replace the Devil Spawn. The most Common creature that is repeatedly sucked by the Mariale is the Devil Spawn, Well, when the Mariale has no real purpose in life, this action to attach to the Devil Spawn is taken. Which basically is 52 weeks a year. But if the Devil Spawn were to go to ferguson, where there is fresh new suckers to get sucked by, (Preferrably bi's for the Devil Spawn to suck or get sucked by) The Devil Spawn will swim backwards to forcefully release the Mariale from her grip.

Lanette- "EWW IS THAT GROSSLY TALL GIRL MARIALE!?"
Sammy-"Well idk, is there a short girl oddly close to her? Does she have a mustache?"
Lanette- "Why yes.. she does...."
Sammy- "Yes thats a mariale!"

by ROFLMAOJAJA May 22, 2008

opposite marriage

a marriage that is contrary or opposing to what conservatives think marriage should be.

living with your boyfriend is an opposite marriage and will send you to hell.

by gstering April 26, 2009

Common Law Marriage

Common Law Marriage is defined when you live with your significant other and you get a dog together. Common Law has nothing to do with different names, joint bank accounts, or paying for bills separately.

That nigga went out and got a dog. Damn, he's common law married now.

by Bill December 6, 2004