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Martini de la Mort

Where a sexual partner pushes a toothpick down their partners urethra and attempts to use oral sex to suck it out.
I would never do a Martini de la Mort.
by PingaPal June 16, 2017
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Martin TN

A small “college town” made up of about 6 thousand students and 2-3 local bars, a Walmart, and a handful of local restaurants to choose from. Mostly country folk come from around the west Tennessee and middl Tennessee area to attend a cheap state school where they can complain that there’s nothing to do. Home to the greatest American passtime, rho omnicron tau. Aside from going to class, people’s lives here consist of smoking, a pike party, then a local bar.
To have extra special fun you may be inclined to drive to Union City, Jackson, or Memphis if the occasion is particularly special and you aren’t satisfied with the local accommodations. Dixieland Delight is the de facto school anthem and chapter song of the Kappa Alpha Order fraternity (although it can be heard sung quite often at Pi Kappa Alphas parties, which for some reason are much more popular, where the local Martin pikes will sing the KA version where everyone chants, “KA, fuck pike”).
Bunch o KAs and AGRs and Pikes and sorority girls at the Slide and Rides Saloon: “...Make a little lovin (all night) on a Tennessee Martin Wednesday Night (wooo hooo) it’s my life (kaaa aaa) oh so right (FUUCK PIIIKE) my Dixielaaand Delight”

Girl 1: Martin TN is so dead there’s nothing to do here. What are we gonna do!?

Girl 2: ok let’s smoke this blunt then drive to union city and go to that new restaurant! Then after that we’ll go to Caddies.

Girl 1: Alright grab my juul and let’s go!
by 5lappA55 May 3, 2019
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Marcotism

Political ideology.

It stands for the fact that persons named Marco are always right.

No matter what Marco says, he is right. Even if everyone think it is wrong.

The leader of such ideological movement must be named Marco.
Guy 1: Mars is smaller than the Sun

Marco: No, it is bigger

Guy 1: No, that's wrong.

Marco: It's not wrong because I say so and I'm the marcotist leader. Marcotism says that I'm always right.

Guy 1: Damn you're right.
by Marcotism leader December 9, 2019
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Martin Syndrome

A condition where upon seeing prepubescent teenagers an individual will develope a two inch boner in an uncontrollable fashion. The only known cure for this condition is blowing King dick to completion.
I have a case of Martin Syndrome and I need some king dick to get it to go away.
by TheZippo November 8, 2019
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Maritime Pudding Pop

Immediately after performing anal sex, the act of sticking the tip of the penis in the recipient's belly button.
My boyfriend and I tried anal for the first time last night and he ended up giving me a maritime pudding pop!
by Bort Himself January 20, 2020
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Macrotiktokism

The belief of Tik Tok is and will be dominating over a huge part of the internet.
1. Macrotiktokism is not a conspiracy, though it is true that Tik tok is performing very well over the world.
2. I believe in macrotiktokism, Tik tok is lit and it will take over the internet.
by alpotionCX May 14, 2020
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Martian Games

Martian Games is a truly awesome game firm which focus mainly on multiplayer CTF-shooting with cars/planes/tanks/spaceships and more! Run almost single-handedly by the developer Shadow, these games are one of the best in their category to ever have been made. Although it is advised to be wary of the A4F community found in the plane games of Martian Games. :o)
Martian Games is so awesome! I had a thrilling match with players across the world!
by A Martian :o) September 23, 2020
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