jewish mario

A Jewish Mario is when one takes a deuce in their hand and smears some of the fecal matter across the recipients face then take the rest of the fudge and put it on the crown of their head to form a kippa thus completing the transformation

Dude last night this girl asked me to give her a Jewish Mario!
Did you?!
Of course she's at temple now and were getting pizza after!
Haha I see what you did there she's Italian and Jewish.

by PALE THUNDAR October 29, 2013

Salty Mario

1.term used when describing a total jerkwad who always uses to much salt.

2.used to anger said jerkwad when he is upset.

3.when a girl puts salt on a mans penis and shouts MAMIAH

Stop being such a Salty Mario man.

by Norvill Rogers January 23, 2015

Marion

A name more often given to a girl... Unfortunately it is also given to a boy more than it should be... Although there are a few famous men who've been given this name.

Marion Jones - American athlete

Marion Robert Morrison (better known as John Wayne) - American actor

Marion Michael Rounds - former governor of South Dakota

Marion Motley - Hall of Fame American Football Player

Francis Marion - "The Swamp Fox" guerilla warfare general of the American Revolution

Shawn Marion - American Basketball Player

Jean-Luc Marion - French Philosopher

"Haha! Marion is a girl's name!"

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah!"

"Without Francis Marion's brilliant guerilla warfare tactics during the American Revolution, we might all have been BRITISH!"

"..."

by DaRealMan February 21, 2009

Maricracka

Marijuana laced with crack. Combination of the word Marijuana and Crack.

Mike(pothead) - Yo Tyrone lets smoke some weed.
Tyrone(crackhead) - Nah mayne I want to smoke crack.
Jimmy - How about we buy crack and weed and call it Maricracka.

by Gunshotz February 23, 2010

Mario Treats

Psilocybin containing mushrooms that are used recreationally to attain a "high". Nickname comes from Nintendo's classic game, Mario, where Mario and Luigi eat various mushrooms to attain either an extra life, a "1UP", or an extra hit.

"Hey man, those Mario treats kicked my ass last night."
"Yeah, I was tripping pretty hard."

by Hippiekid42 June 17, 2009

Mario Sabayo

A dazzlingly gorgeous guy who is adorable, sweet, charming and always does and says the right things to make you feel better when you are having a down day. He is a true companion and has the ability to excel in all that he puts his mind to. A sexy guy with a heart of gold - what a divine combination, not to mention he smells like heaven mixed with spice. He sees the goodness in everyone and sometimes people take advantage of this which is awful and hurtful to him and breaks my heart. He's the type of guy that should be respected and loved. He's funny, sensitive and generous which makes him all the more amazing. He is the most AMAZING man ever and watch out for his eyes, they are trance-enticing;) What a gorgeous handcrafted package wrapped in gold :) He is loved dearly.

Girl 1: wow... did you get a smell of that Godly scent... it was definitely Mario Sabayo.
Girl 2: Oh for sure, that is definitely mario. He's a wonderful boyfriend and his chicka is ONE lucky thang!!!!

*Sigh*

by bikerider119 May 29, 2010

Mario Stomp

To leap into the air and come down in such a manner that your foot stomps someone or something, preferably someone's face or head. This comes from the manner in which Mario from the Nintendo video game series defeats most of his opponents.

If Michael Jordan were a Street Fighter character, he would Mario Stomp M Bison as his special move.

by Bizarro Ninja July 28, 2011