council minge

a woman whos vagina looks like 2 bits of ham slapping together in the wind

I only took her home from the bongo the other night and bucked her! she had a proppa council minge

by notoriouspip April 23, 2016

Chester Ming

The consumption of marijuana and LSD to the extent where the concept of time is lost.

Dave: Hey what's the motive for tonight then Steven?

Steven: My friend...it is time to get CHESTER MING'D!

by Conrakmad June 17, 2016

Minge Murderer

A sexual act during a women’s period. Insertion of a penis into a vagina while said vagina has the decorators in.

Woah Dave!! You Minge Murderer. I can’t believe she let you in during her period.

by soviiet December 2, 2019

droopy minge

a minge that looks like it has gone through a few strokes and is "sagging". Imagine Roast beef with a jelloish consistency

I hooked up with Bens mom and it took me forever to find the whole, she has one "droopy Minge" once I did the vulva was wrapped around my dick and I had to twist it off

by Droopy Minge January 20, 2023

Zu Ming

Zu Ming is a Chinese name.

Zu Ming is my little brother!

by I am dead. February 9, 2021

Ming Mong

Someone who is stupid and ugly at the same time

That person is such a ming mong.

by RollingJovi January 25, 2021

Minge Biscuit

what you affectionately call one of your best girlfriends when she’s being a cunt but you decide not to
Drop the c bomb

Don’t be a minge biscuit mate

by Cazaraghi November 5, 2020