Annoying midget

Small idiotic people who are irrelevant to this world.

An annoying midget roamed the streets looking for someone’s time to waste

by Winston1234 April 17, 2019

Mud Midget

After having anal sex and ejaculating inside the anal cavity, the mixture of semen and faecal matter in combination with a limp penis.

I had a mud midget after having anal sex with my girlfriend.

by Shirtman22 February 18, 2020

Bridget the midget

Pulling a Bridget the midget is when you stab your boyfriend in the calf with a butter knife. She was arrested for doing so when he cheated on her.

I don't think a bandaid is going to help him. I caught in bed with the neighbor and gave him a real Bridget the Midget.

by Toxoplasmosisrules October 24, 2019

Unborn Crib Midget

Slang for sperm, jizz, spunk, nut and cum.

Randy: Dood, I just wanked off inside of Rogers sisters panties. I put them back in her dresser after I drained my sack.

Bud: Ahh you left her some unborn crib midgets did ya? I sure she'll be appreciatin that eh? Nothin makes a girl happier than a good ole anonymous unborn crib midget surprise. You're a real panty vigilante.

by geederd December 12, 2021

Turd Midget

An annoying little black child. However may be used to refer to anybody you want to make fun of.

Originated by calling my nephew a turd, my cousin called him a midget, and the term was born.

Kid: "Give me some chicken Mom."

Mother: "Shut up you little turd midget."

by turdmidget March 31, 2010

punching the midget

a form of hardcore dancing in which you spread your legs shoulder width apart and punch downward, as if a midget angered you and you have to punch him in the face several times

Sid: instead of 2-stepping to the breakdown try punching the midget

by p0pt@rt April 30, 2009

Grumbling Midget

An angry dwarf that is easily thrown around with the use of a cannopult, sling shot, cannon, golf tee, or mule.

Alex was being a grumbling midget so I sent him on a mule to Arizona.

by lasdjflasdjflasdjkf May 30, 2006