meistro

Originiating from the word "Meister" german for master, often a conductor of a symponthy or someone who is highly skilled at a particular topic.

Kid1: "zOMG, that kid is sooo teh meistro at haXxoring!!!11"

Kid2: "Stfu fag, before i got meistro on your ass, BLAM BLAM"

by Brent Kimm September 23, 2008

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Meisner

a) When skiing or snowboarding coming to an abrupt stop in front of someone and spraying him or her with snow.
b) While having sex, right before the male jizzes he comes to a complete stop and walks off.

a) "You should have seem me on the slopes today I pulled a Meisner on that hoe!"
b) Person A: "Did you do your girlfriend last night?"
Person B: "No I pulled a Meisner"

by washtub December 20, 2008

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misterpam

A whinging scouser who is constantly depressed and moans non-stop throughout the day about things that have absolutely no importance whatsoever

My husband's left me, I'm on the rag and the cat's been run over, so I'm allowed the misterpam's sometimes.

by mark September 12, 2003

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Mister Lairs

He was a robot created in the 24th century to decide if people have been naughty or nice and distribute presents accordingly. His standards were set too high so now he goes on a rampage every Christmas killing innocent citizens. The only person he has ever seen as "nice" was Dr. Sandman, his creator.

Mister Lairs is watching you!

by Steve Maddox April 15, 2005

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