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fart master

A god amongst mere mortals in the area of flatulence. "Fart masters" typically are age 35 and up and dwell in basements.
Fall before the might of the fart master!!
by Hans Hansington December 22, 2007
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Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

A play to run on girls to get the business.

1st: Have an ability in website design and think of a unique fake name. Have you got yours? Good!
Now when you get to the bar look for a girl with a really nice phone. Approach her with confidence and repeat your fake name often. Now when you leave she will go on her phone and do an internet search of you, where she'll see......

a series of fake websites talking about your many feats in being a billionaire, global balloon trekker, and being told by doctors that penis reduction surgery isn't an option.

give her some time then approach her again and ask if she would like to have coffee.
by lesbihonestttt June 9, 2013
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Ku Klux Klan Master

THE VERY EPIC WHITE KNIGHT RIDING A BLACK HORSE TO REPRESENT HIS SUPERIORITY
by KU KLUX KLAN MASTER March 29, 2021
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Jam Master Jay

Founder of Run DMC that died October 30, 2002.
Run DMC and Jam Master Jay are the illest.
by anonymous October 30, 2004
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master of my domain

To have control over one's own sexual desires.
Person 1: Are you still in the contest?
Person 2: Still master of my domain.
by Seven M. Costanza March 15, 2008
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The Only Truth that Matters

I drove all night to see her because she is The Only Truth that Matters
by Liberation Theology December 16, 2019
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Pokemon Master Syndrome

Noun- The feeling of severe boredom, depression, or insanity acquired after completing a long-term goal. Often associated with investing hours in a Pokemon game, beating it, and not knowing what the hell to do next, but not limited to Pokemon.
I suffered from some serious Pokemon Master Syndrome after beating the Elite Four and getting all eight badges. I think im going to hang myself now.

After Football Season was over, I suffered with Pokemon Master Syndrome, spending mindless hours on Facebook and Youtube.
by SuperNoahZark April 21, 2011
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