Cock magic

Doing magic with your cock

I went to so a cock magic show yesterday it was great

by Jwrizzle mynizzle June 5, 2018

pp magic

pp magic is a certain type of magician who can make your pp dissapear

Jim: yo bobby where yo penis at?
Bobby: The pp magician used pp magic on me
Jim: Oh sick dude! epic

by waterdude01 August 23, 2019

Daddy Magic

The source of all magic in the Dungeons & Daddies, that all the main characters have access to. Not a random WWE wrestler.

The original dads only beat their dads because of OP Daddy Magic

by ravagingl1tch April 5, 2022

hello from the magic tavern

A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon! Hosted by family abandoner Arnie Kniecamp. Co-hosted by Chunt the shapeshifter/gaurd/king-of-the-badger and Usidore wizard of the 12th realm of Ephysiyies, master of light and shadow, manipulator of magical delights, devour of chaos, champion of the great halls of Terr'akkas, the elves know him as Fi'ang Yalok, the dwarves know him as Zoenen Hoogstandjes, he is known in the North east as Gaismuenas Meistar, and has other secret names we don't know yet. They interview magical creatures every week, and try to defeat the Dark Lord. It all started behind a Burger King drive-thru...

I need too find the portal to help the hosts of Hello From the Magic Tavern! Or i could just sit here with my spiced potatoes and rainbow bowls.

by Tapzap Randomicus March 21, 2019

iPad Pro Magic Keyboard

The ridiculously overpriced piece of garbage keyboard and trackpad case for the iPad Pro. It makes your iPad float in the air, but come on? Who really needs that? Who, in their right mind would pay $350 for a keyboard that can't tilt it that far back, a small trackpad, and no function keys? Due to the rubbery material, the outer surface smudges really easily! Complete waste of money.

Did you see the new iPad Pro that came out?
Yes, and Apple also announced the new iPad Pro Magic Keyboard with a built-in trackpad?
How much is it?
$300 or $350. The Apple tax, you know.
$350 for a keyboard?!

by D.Empire412 October 1, 2020

Magic Trick

While doing the girl doggie style you have a friend waiting just outside the door. The said friend slowly comes in and you stop fucking her and he quickly procedes to take over. While your girl thinks you are still behind her leave the room and proced outside and to the window of the room where she is having fun. Then smile and wave to her from outside the room.

This magic trick will more than likely cause you to never get any from this girl again.

by Brian 13 June 2, 2008

Magic Flesh Grapes

Magical testicles that glow green under UV light.

My Magic Flesh Grapes are glowing bright today.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009