1. A phrase that seems to be funny at any occasion.
2. A saying used when addressing a hooker, or prostitute, who tries to seduce you and seperate you from your wallet. When said hooker tries to take the wallet, scream this saying into her (or his) ear effectively making them go deaf. Then defecate on their eyes, forming a nice brown cushion, and a rather operative blinder. Then, as you utter the second part of the phrase, use your dick to smear this defecant out of her eyes, so that, when she (or he) can see again, they immediately find a gigantic shit-dick in their face. Dick-slapping is optional. This action coupled with this phrase has a 93% chance of scaring off hookers. This action-phrase has a 76% chance that this hooker will be "On the House".
2. A saying used when addressing a hooker, or prostitute, who tries to seduce you and seperate you from your wallet. When said hooker tries to take the wallet, scream this saying into her (or his) ear effectively making them go deaf. Then defecate on their eyes, forming a nice brown cushion, and a rather operative blinder. Then, as you utter the second part of the phrase, use your dick to smear this defecant out of her eyes, so that, when she (or he) can see again, they immediately find a gigantic shit-dick in their face. Dick-slapping is optional. This action coupled with this phrase has a 93% chance of scaring off hookers. This action-phrase has a 76% chance that this hooker will be "On the House".
1.
John: So I was talking to Jenna, and she was talking to me about burning four hundred calories. But I wasn't getting the picture, so she eventually...
Alex: Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK!
2.
Hooker: {Moan} Aiiiiiii!!!
{Cell Phone Rings}
Pedro: Who the fuck is that?
{Pedro answers phone}
{Hooker begins to pick up Pedro's wallet}
Pedro: No ese, I don't want to buy your shit cloggers. Why don't you forcibly insert one of those things into your anus?
{Hangs up}
Pedro: Bitch, you think I made of money?
{Defecates on said Hooker's face.}
Hooker: Gahh! I can't see!
{Shit is smeared off by a giant Mexican Penis}
Hooker: Is that a shitty penis?
John: So I was talking to Jenna, and she was talking to me about burning four hundred calories. But I wasn't getting the picture, so she eventually...
Alex: Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK!
2.
Hooker: {Moan} Aiiiiiii!!!
{Cell Phone Rings}
Pedro: Who the fuck is that?
{Pedro answers phone}
{Hooker begins to pick up Pedro's wallet}
Pedro: No ese, I don't want to buy your shit cloggers. Why don't you forcibly insert one of those things into your anus?
{Hangs up}
Pedro: Bitch, you think I made of money?
{Defecates on said Hooker's face.}
Hooker: Gahh! I can't see!
{Shit is smeared off by a giant Mexican Penis}
Hooker: Is that a shitty penis?
by Welcometoparadise74 July 23, 2008
Its a very famous song from Britney Spears. I really don't know how to put it I've just been saying it a lot. So when someone dies i guess you say "They did an oops i did it again i made it my mind oh baby baby."
by 020000000000Sweet Stripes May 27, 2021
by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004
Pewdiepie reviewed this sometime not too long ago and said the steps to an apology “I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”
by S/he’s just a friend December 14, 2020
I've finally done it. I made a text go blue. I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world a favor! :)
by Stupid Af July 23, 2021
by Eyemazin March 21, 2022
Relbjalood and relbjalud is a 2 gang in one american self made gang that relates to LBJ as in Lonnie Benningfield junior the r. e. L. B. J. a. L. o. o. D. s. Relbjaloods in red it stands for remember Lonnie Benningfield junior American leader out or die and the
R. e. L.B. J. a. L. U. D. S. Relbjaluds in blue it stands for rest Lonnie Benningfield junior American leader under dirt the 2 gang in one broke off in 2 sets of members in red and blue both gang in one throws up the L. B. J. AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR. THE LEADER OF BOTH GANGS IN ONE A AMERICAN NAME GANG AFTER LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR THE WORD RELBJALOOD RELBJALUD CAME FROM LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR NAME IT WAS FOUNDED IN LITTLE ROCK ARKANSAS BY CO-FOUNDER LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR IT'S NOT REALLY A GANG BUT bejrovbooty GanBJrastass Bending over bootys Banging ASS'S Benningfield junior over booty banging ass.
R. e. L.B. J. a. L. U. D. S. Relbjaluds in blue it stands for rest Lonnie Benningfield junior American leader under dirt the 2 gang in one broke off in 2 sets of members in red and blue both gang in one throws up the L. B. J. AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR. THE LEADER OF BOTH GANGS IN ONE A AMERICAN NAME GANG AFTER LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR THE WORD RELBJALOOD RELBJALUD CAME FROM LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR NAME IT WAS FOUNDED IN LITTLE ROCK ARKANSAS BY CO-FOUNDER LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR IT'S NOT REALLY A GANG BUT bejrovbooty GanBJrastass Bending over bootys Banging ASS'S Benningfield junior over booty banging ass.
I invented and made and created relbJaLooDs relbjaluds made in AMERICKA. Arkansas state. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq March 01, 2023