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Macho-histrionics

The chaotic and aggressive dysregulation that occurs when some adult males are asked to comply with a very simple mask-wearing policy.
"Some meat-head wigged out at the bank when they asked him to wear a mask; I'm so sick of their macho-histrionics."
by N.E. Ologism December 28, 2021
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Salty Macdougal

Sucking a dude off when your in the ocean.
This girl gave me a salty macdougal, and the salt water made my dick feel weird.
by Richard MacDougal April 5, 2008
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MacBook

Apples laptop with a 5 hour battery life.Period
I have a MAC!!!!!!
Mac?
Yes that overpriced computers by apple.
Did you pay $999 for a laptop that does the same as one from $499.
Yes if you want a black color and 200 MHz more you pay 1399
Dude serious, how are the graphics in cod4
It doest even open cod4 cuz it has a bad graphics card.
Owh, Unreal tournament 3
Nope to bad,
Super mario 64 in a emulator
It works but the fan goes to 6200 rpm after 2 minutes playing.
Owh, how is battery life
5 Hours
OMG, my alienware only get 30 minutes
HAHAHA
My alienware with its Dual SLI 8800 GTX and 2,8 Ghz beats macbook.
Really, do you carry a diesel generator to play 1 hour
No i use "stealth" mode to get 2 hours battery life.
What? a B-2 Stealth bomber? OMG
No, then the Gpu and Cpu gets under clocked
Macs dont need that shit.
Macs are just too big overpriced iPods
Haha, my mac has a magnetic power cord.
My alienware has 2 1000 watt power supplies to keep it just running.
Lol, mine is only 70 watt
Do you have a backlit keyboard,
No, you need to go pro for that ($2000)
Do you have customizable lights everywhere
No just a White apple on the back and a green caps lock light.
Lol i have 9 light zones.
Do you have a SMS
A what?
A Sudden Motion Sensor
No
When you lift my macbook a alarm goes off.
Lol, i have only 6 noisy fans to keep everything under 80 degrees Celsius.
I have only one silent fan.
Do you have a webcam built in
Yes its called a isight
A what.
A isight, thats apples name for a bad quality webcam
ROFLMAO
My lid will close with a magnet
Mine has 4 locks to keep it closed.
I have 2 speakers
OMG, i have seven just for the ultimate gaming experience
How much crashes vista?
Everytime, Shit it happens again (Bluescreen of death)
*User offline*
Hello
Are you there
Hello!!!!
Shit kernel panic screen
Hold down power button until computer turns off
*User offline*
by JasonMCapple May 17, 2008
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macaroni and tomatoes

A true Southern delicacy. Macaroni and tomatoes consists of elbow pasta, home-canned tomatoes and a good amount of vegetable shortening if made properly. It is generally seasoned with salt, and served with cornbread. Salmon patties can be served as a side.
I can't wait to go back home, my grandmother made macaroni and tomatoes.
by Jasonmisseshiskitty October 20, 2008
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Maaron

A sexual combination of two names in unity of god and themselves. Maaron may sound like a fruit but its not it symbolises a great heroiccouple whos love is undieing....somewhat like Romeo and Julliet :')
Maeve + aaron=maaron
by Maaron lovers April 28, 2011
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alex macdonald

Guy 1: So I was buying potatoes the other day.

Guy 2: What kind of potatoes?

Guy 1: Good potatoes.

Guy 2: Nice.

Guy 1: But anyway, I met this guy called Alex MacDonald.

Guy 2: Oh yeah, I heard he's the world's biggest shitter.

Guy 1: Yeah.
by Potato Potato August 18, 2014
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macaroon

Rhyming slang for 'coon' - a term of abuse for black people.
The party was just full of macaroons, so we left early.
by Sandy M. December 15, 2005
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