A troglodyte with no hairline. No body loves this sack of shit and he will most definitely die alone. imagine if the forever alone guy found love but the love was a dead fish and they had a baby that had seven legs and five eyes then it grew up and found love with a can of rotten sewage and that baby is what Luke looks like. the only reason anybody would care for his existence is to make fun of him.
by LukeHater(((((((()))))))))) May 2, 2019
Get the Lukemug. The worlds sexiest man!!
Jonn: Hey Aime have you seen Luke?
Aime: That sexy motherfucking creature? He’s over there💖💖
Jonn: Ok thanks
Aime: That sexy motherfucking creature? He’s over there💖💖
Jonn: Ok thanks
by Aaaaiiimmmeeeee June 3, 2018
Get the Lukemug. Luke has the biggest dick ever. But he is also the biggest douche ever. He's the jock that everyone likes until he starts hitting on all the girls which turns him into a fuckboy that no one likes.
by Twittertweetcleats March 10, 2017
Get the lukemug. Proper soft twat, luke is a very soft pussy who has a very small peen dog, he has no whit or good sense of personality... Luke definition 2: selfish cunt, luke is cock stain who dosent do jack jiz for anyone else but himself
Person 1: that luke lad has a proper baby cock
Person 2: but but ... I think
Person 1: I don't give a donkeys breath what u think your a dillusional Dickhead and I hope you die
Person 2: walks off
Person 3: 'person 2 is in tears what did you say to him'
Person 1: I was telling him how luke was a heeping shite and smells like Dick fish and person 2 begged to differ so I cunted him in the gums
Person 1: that luke lad has a proper baby cock
Person 2: but but ... I think
Person 1: I don't give a donkeys breath what u think your a dillusional Dickhead and I hope you die
Person 2: walks off
Person 3: 'person 2 is in tears what did you say to him'
Person 1: I was telling him how luke was a heeping shite and smells like Dick fish and person 2 begged to differ so I cunted him in the gums
by AtLfc123 January 5, 2020
Get the Lukemug. Luke-
So many words to describe them. Sweet, kind, caring, and lovable. They will always have your back. They are awesome to be around. They will make you laugh until your stomach hurts. Cherish your time with them. Luke’s are very sexy and extremely nice to look at. They have lots of friends and are super friendly. Though, if you get into a set back with him, be prepared for your worst nightmare. Luke’s love to have a good time. They are extremely care free. They love everyone around them and know how to get you to smile. All in all, lukes are very sexy and have an upmost excellent personality. You’d be lucky to meet one.
So many words to describe them. Sweet, kind, caring, and lovable. They will always have your back. They are awesome to be around. They will make you laugh until your stomach hurts. Cherish your time with them. Luke’s are very sexy and extremely nice to look at. They have lots of friends and are super friendly. Though, if you get into a set back with him, be prepared for your worst nightmare. Luke’s love to have a good time. They are extremely care free. They love everyone around them and know how to get you to smile. All in all, lukes are very sexy and have an upmost excellent personality. You’d be lucky to meet one.
by italy2102 May 21, 2018
Get the Lukemug. A fat idiot who no one likes. He's a dickhead and 'narcisstic prick' seems to describe him very well. He has an inability to spell and loves Alabama - self explanatory really. He has a odd adoration for salmon pink-shirts and screaming across a room. He is well-known for his all-round creepiness and calling children 'honey' and 'darling'. In summary, he's a disgusting waste of space and not one you should like to get to know.
by Headofenglish December 30, 2019
Get the Lukemug. A jock all the girls wanna bang and usually is followed by a jock posse everywhere he goes so they can basically wipe his ass for him. Usually beats up skids Hicks and emos/goths
by Jock justice November 5, 2017
Get the Lukemug.