Priest's Lemonade

Lemonade that comes from the Priest's dick. Freshly squeezed.

Hey Johnson would you like some lemonade?

Where is it from?

Freshly squeezed out of the priest's lemonade dick!

by Levvviooosaaahhhh April 25, 2013

Shade of lemon

The brief instant when lemonparty.org flashes on your screen before you have time to close the window.

My coworker saw a shade of lemon before I had time to close the window.

by whatthelemon August 20, 2013

wax the lemon

vb; to stroke your penis (lemon) with the old wax on wax off technique

I'm gonna go wax the lemon, if ya kno wat a mean.

by ProTicklePickle April 2, 2015

Drunk on lemonade

When you listen to Beyonce 'Lemonade' one too many times.

"Damn i'm in love with Beyonce right now...Drunk on lemonade"

by ItzManhattan January 16, 2017

Santa Cruz Lemonade

A sex act where you urinate into a glass, add a large amount of sugar, then force your partner to drink it.

"Have you ever tried a Santa Cruz Lemonade? It's all natural and very fresh!"

by Whargarble August 24, 2017

Geeba geeba lemon squeeza

When a guy lays on his back and a girl is giving a handjob well fingering his asshole well squeezing his balls with her mouth

Dude guess what happend to me last night!
What happened?
I got a geeba geeba lemon squeeza

by Vsco girl petri October 1, 2019

Driving the lemon

Following the path that life has set out for you, without taking control.

1)
"Have you heard about Karen? She hit rock bottom!"
"Yeah, she sure drove her lemon hard."

2)
"What are you going to do with your life, son?"
"Well, I don't have anything going on these days, so I'll be driving the lemon for now!"
"I'm going to disinherit you."

by TheIllusiveGuy November 23, 2019