I am leaving to get the milk

The last thing your father said before he left.

"I am leaving to get the milk." - Your father

Son, I am leaving to get the milk.

by whenimetyainthesuma July 24, 2022

Grizzy and the Lemmings

The best cartoon, with the main characters bein Grizzy, a grizzly bear and many blue lemmings. They live in Canada, and the house is right next to a cliff (If you decide to jump out from the balcony you will fall down the cliff) and overall a pretty chill house. Grizzy likes to watch a documentary about salmons and eat salmon with Yummy (Chocolate, but instead of Nutella it is called Yummy) and the Lemmings like to party and annoy Grizzy, mostly by stealing his Chcolate and making noise.And usually this ends with Grizzy chasing the Lemmings down the road, falling off the cliff or something. At the end neither Grizzy nor the Lemmings win, they both lose. Supermaneuverable Air-Defense Fighter Aircraft such as Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II and Lockheed Martin F-22A Raptor and tanks such as Panzerkampfwagen IV and M1 Abrahams are not included.

Guy 1: "Do you watch Grizzy and the Lemmings?"

Guy 2: "No, that show's for kids"

Guy 1: *Pulls RPG-7 out of inventory*

Guy 1: "Say that again."

by DJIndustriez February 27, 2025

THE WORLD'S LEADING EXPERT

And YES, Douglarse. I AM.

Hym "I'm actually the first person to uncover this as a sociological phenomenon and I have been studying it for 15 years! So YES! THE WORLD'S LEADING EXPERT in this. I am the first person put THIS into explicit terms. This WHY schizophrenics think they are the prophet. Because you are doing to them the thing that Iblis does TO THE PROPHETS!"

by Hym Iam April 13, 2025

Ancient Carthaginian leasing technique

When you create a line of cum around one’s property, to stop flamed from flooding outside the property once you light it aflame, most similar to the ancient Roman tactics used in the northern African city of Carthage

“Man, I can’t believe my buddy just used that Ancient Carthaginian leasing technique on me! That dummy!”

by MrBunBuns1496 April 23, 2025

I'm not leaving

You need to pay. I'm not just going to walk away and pretend nothing happened. Even if you are. You people are shit.

Hym "I'm not leaving and I'm not walking away empty handed. If you don't come forward, I will MAKE you pay and if you weren't smug, half-retarded filthy we would already be done. I'm not going. There are not conditions I need to meet from me to get what I want out of this that aren't completely artificial, SOOO... I'm not doing it. I'm going to shut these pieces of shit up, one way or another, and you get to pick the way in which it happens. Fuck you. Your kids are shit. Fuck them in the face."

by Hym Iam September 17, 2025

I'm not leaving

Hey! Drone strike ME. Or at least try to drone strike me. See if it works.

Hym "I'm not leaving. You are acting like the weaponized schizophrenia was MY idea. That is just what I'm CALLING it, fuck-face. I was fair enough in mind at least to consider that I was wrong. But what you are doing is telling people 'He thinks people are

✌️✊️✌️✊️WeApOnIzInG sChIzOpHrEnIa✌️✊️✌️✊️ But really he's just morally wrong about everything and I KNOW they are doing it. But he just THINKS that. And that's all he does. There's nothing else beyond that but only because he said it about my religion. And he just does nothing all day.' What I do on a day to day basis is dictated entirely what resources I have.

And unlike some long haired internet faggot I'm not have unearned resources shoved in all my hole by everyone around me for absolutely no reason because I'm the exactly same internet retard as every other internet retard who can pull a crowd and instead I'm having resources extracted under the guise of that very moral delusion. And then you find out POST HOC that there are remarks about child murder now you're trying to turn it into this thing where because I was trying to prove it was happening wrong, it invalidates the fact that if any child murder occurred, it wasn't murder instructions. I'm not leaving. I'm illiciting the response that I want. It doesn't need to take the form of a question and I don't have to take no for an answer. Just fucking do the thing assholes."

by Hym Iam December 3, 2025

Automatically transmogrify diacritics in left-leaning pseudo-punctuated polymerase chains

Prompts that appear when you go to Microsoft Word's settings to disable its garbage automatic formatting, which are often consisting of largely outdated terminology

When I tried to disable the entire text being formatted instead of the row I've selected, I went to the settings and was hit with options like "Automatically transmogrify diacritics in left-leaning pseudo-punctuated polymerase chains" or "Enable duplex lexical abrogation in para-contextual subglyphs" in this retarded, god-forsaken piece of shit cocksucking fucking sucking doohickey excretion of a program. I'm switching to Adobe Acrobat. I hope Bill Gates gets cancer.

by poopoowarrior777 March 23, 2025