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client logic

A place where all the managers will fuck you with out lube @ the frist chance they get. And fire the only cool Manager they have
by Anonymous September 26, 2003
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mendy logic

A thought process or statement that has such large holes in it and makes such little sense that you think the person must be joking, but they are actually serious.
John: Wow, Dan, I could use a cup of coffee.
Dan: NO! Caffeine is horrible!
John: Really?
Dan: Yeah, one time I snorted cocaine, shot up heroin, took a bottle of aspirin, and drank a cup of coffee, and I've had trouble breathing and a twitch ever since. I'll never drink coffee again!
John: Wow, Dan, that is such mendy logic!

Katie: Gosh Jess, I have this Target gift card I've been dying to use but Target closed an hour ago!
Jess: Why don't you just go to Wal-Mart? It's open 24 hours!
Katie: Wow, Jess, that's some serious mendy logic.
by chelsieangelaluis February 21, 2009
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Logical bitchslap

To completely overwhelm an irrational thinker with logic, such that they have no choice but to accept the logical truth. A logical bitchslap usually involves one person berating the other over a poor decision and/or thought process.
Person 1: I'm thinking about buying boob implants for my girlfriend...

Person 2: That is incredibly rude and you shouldn't do it. She will perceive it as an insult to her breast size, and not as any form of complement. This can only lead to a strain, if not break, in your relationship. Which will only cause emotional anxiety in either parties. Imagine how you would feel if she purchased a penis enlargement for you. You would most likely take it as an insult to your stature and by extension your ability to perform during coitus...

Person 1: Ok, ok, I get it. Stop with the logical bitchslap already.
by JSchZBetoipi March 28, 2010
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Logan Christensen

by LC2224 March 23, 2011
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Logan Tom

The most amazing womens volleyball ever! Was youngest player to play on the USA Olympic volleyball team at age 19. Also a sexy women who is amazing in all aspects of life!
Girl 1: I want to be just like Logan Tom!

Girl 2: Who's that?

Girl 1: Only the best volleyball player in the world today!
by vbplayer December 30, 2011
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Logan

A sexy beast with a 15 slong pulls all the girls but dosnet have the one he wants logan is a very a cool person is a really good friend
He's such a logan
by LegIt B0s5 April 23, 2018
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Logic

Maryland-born, Sir Robert Bryson Hall II is an American rapper. Although he has been working on music since before 2009, his fame seemed to skyrocket after the release of the somewhat controversial album titled Everybody. His terrible upbringing also has made for amazing content and hypnotizing storytelling through his raps. He has a wide variety of beautiful music for every mood and it’s all extremely well written. These styles include jazz, trap, 90s hip-hop, and melodical. The lyricism and fast flow Logic has is what has made him so popular in the music industry. His alter-egos also add onto the entertainment for him and his fans. (Young Sinatra and Bobby Tarantino)
Wow, did you hear Logic on the radio today? He’s one of the best rappers of the day!
by Machiniak May 23, 2018
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