Squid-Spider-People Logic

which can be applied to whenever Illuminati/conspiracy theory obsessed nutjobs try to be all intellectual while still upholding their obnoxious conspiracy theorist wannabe behavior.

"I am excluding you from the group because the Squid-Spider-People logic says so."

by MM132 May 27, 2015

box truck logic

Moving ahead with an asinine plan even though most normal people wouldn't even consider it.

Andrew is going to have his business buy a box truck that he plans to daily drive. That's some serious box truck logic

by robertxyyz123 July 2, 2015

Sod's Logic

The use of Sod's Law to one's own advantage.

Used Sod's Logic today. Really didn't want it to rain on my picnic today, so I brought an umbrella with me.
OR
I really want this person I fancy at work to talk to me. Today I didn't wash, do my hair or wear clean clothes and I'm hungover. 99% guaranteed today's the day they start speaking to me.

by @LockyMcLocky July 1, 2016

Facebook Karen Logic

stupid logic just because google doesnt have it doesnt mean that it doesnt exist

Karen: HITLER MADE VIDEO GAMES!

any logical person: Facebook Karen logic much?

by Boba Fetts Child September 1, 2021

leap of logic

1. Taking conclusions without enough supporting premises (or even no supporting premises at all)
2. Forcing two irrelevant shits to be related

List of logical leaps:
1. Cocoklogi (non causa pro causa/questionable cause fallacy)
2. Black and white/either-or/false dilemma
3. Being overdramatic (a.k.a. Slippery Slope and Strawman)
4. Argument from ignorance (we don't know X, therefore X is wrong)
5. Hasty generalization

Whoa, both the Left and the Right are the experts of mental gymnastics and leap of logic!

by Sir. B November 20, 2021

dolby pro logic ii

digital optical cable

1: dang dolby pro logic ii just made the stereo into the 5.1 wow
2: 💀

by joelnoggs October 9, 2023

Cowboy Logic

Logic used by those who are anti-intellectual

Cowboy logic says that I shouldn't have to pay taxes for schools that will indoctrinate our kids against the jebus.

by Rex Hamilton October 24, 2007