John Kerrys

A slang term for flip-flop sandals. Stems from allegations that John Kerry "flip-flopped" on issues during the 2004 election.

Hey, Angela, those are some nice John Kerrys.

by lordacro April 25, 2006

John F. Kerry

Lost an election to a monkey.

"Ugh, He lost to a monkey, what next? A cookie? Heinz?!?!

by Pat May 13, 2005

Kerrified

A sense of impending terror relating to John Kerry winning the 2004 Presidential Election.

I'm quite Kerrified about the outcome of this upcoming election...and I see OJ, and he look very upset!

by JimboDunky October 13, 2004

Kerryann

An annoying bitch whi doesn't know how to shut up

Kerryann needs to fuck off

by Gaybitch2oi6 April 26, 2020

kerrek

The Yello Dello was loved by all, especially by Trogdor and the Kerrek. The Yello Dello, though, was in love with the Kerrek. A fight ensued, and the Trogdor smote the Kerrek, and the Yello Dello was taken away by Homestar Runner as a present to Marzipan.

"And the Trogdor smote the Kerrek, and all was laid to burnination."

by OrAnGe PiE FaNaTiC April 13, 2004

John Kerry

Noun. Just like George Bus, see IDIOT.

John Kerry is a fuckin' idiot.

by #4 August 18, 2006

Kerris

A very beautiful girl, with a wide personality. Kerris’s Have different friend groups constantly, and are usually very snarky. If you know a Kerris they will be loyal for a few years and then forget about you. Usually insecure and take the style of their best friend, and they hate it when a boy likes them. Sometimes rude to their parents to get what they want.

Dude:who do you like?
Dude #2:kerris
Dude:be careful she might leave you after 2 days

by Nine May 3, 2018