Holy Shim Knocker

A male or female that knocks the senior citizens of your community, it could be your Grandma!

That holy shim knocker just got turned on, he is headed to the senior center.

by holy shim Knocker January 7, 2011

cock-knocker brown

The act of giving someone a cock-knock ie punching a male in the genitals. However, the perpetrator (recently after defecating) crouches trouser-less over the recipients head. Subsequently, as a result of the blow, the recipient raises their head in pain, burying their nose into the executor's muddy anus.

As Terry drunkenly slept, Derek crouched over him, ready to deliver the cock-knocker brown.

by joebananas October 24, 2008