Kentucky douche

This is a mint julep.

Before the Derby, I'll just down a Kentucky douche or two. Or three.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head December 4, 2007

kentucky rewipe

when you dumo and need to go back for a second wipe after you already left the toilet.

My shit was like syrup I had to do a "kentucky rewipe"

by steve3171 July 28, 2010

kentucky shoelace

velco straps

Get that retard some kentucky shoelaces, he cant tie his shoes.

by yea you bet April 29, 2011

Kentucky Cuff Links

†wo shot glasses of whiskey, one in each hand, downed just before heading to an event.

"Daniel, should we put our Kentucky Cuff Links on before the _______ gig"?

"Russel, you said you wouldn't wear your Kentucky Cuff Links to work any more."

by drumsandbirds February 4, 2013

Kentucky Slurpee

When a guy gets a blow job from a person, while that person is getting rammed by a horse.

Tom: What did you go to Panama for?
Alex: it's was my buddy's bachelor party and he wanted a Kentucky Slurpee before he tied the knot.
Tom: Niiice! You could cross that off the bucket list.

by RealArif July 13, 2013

kentucky coalminer

To use the tongue in a shovel like manner to remove shit nuggets from the anal cavity of a man in sexual manner.

the ol' lady was nug pluckin my ass crack and when she came out of my rectal cave she looked like the Kentucky coalminer

by dock and door terminology February 26, 2014

kentucky spine shifter

Supplies:
A pack of frozen marbles
A slip and slide
A pair of kid size 4 soccer cleats
Fishing line "the strong stuff"
Philips head screwdriver WOMAN ADVISORY!!! its the one that looks like the plus sign--
Eyepatch
Bon Jovi CD (demo if possible)

Procedure-
Reverse hogtie your girlfriend (or for our friends in kentucky your sisters and/or moms are ok)
set up the slip n slide on stair case
put marbles in cleats and hit her/them in their good eye at the same time as you push her/them down the slip and slide
listen to bon jovi CD
give eyepatch to victim

return screwdriver

See kentucky spine shifter youtube

by mcsourmilk April 20, 2014