Kentucky Pulloff

The act of man maturation immediately after finishing an entire bucket of fried chicken.

I skipped my brother's baptism with pre-planned commitments to my annual Kentucky Pulloff.

by The Captain 69 (nice) December 5, 2022

Bruv Kentucky

When two men 69 and defecate.

Yea, sorry, we are about to head home, gonna try the Bruv Kentucky tonight.

by UrbannDicc December 14, 2022

kentucky lovin

When cousins, typically first cousins, fall in love

Father: son, I heard you kissed your cousin

Son: yes papa, I am disappointed in myself

Father: nah, that there’s just a little Kentucky Lovin. Now kiss your auntie mama goodnight

by Andytehunicorn October 14, 2018

Kentucky Crystal

When in the act of oral sex the man spits on the females pussy licks the spit back up and gargles the mix of the pussy secretions and salivia before spitting it once again on the females sex organs and repeating the act several times while saying Crystal. The male can finally stop when the female can understand the male and that he is saying Crystal then smacks him in the face, unless her name is Crystal.

Sean says "Dude what happened to your face?"
Alan "Last night I was giving my girl the Kentucky Crystal and..."
Sean "Oh I see, Martha was not impressed huh"
Alan "Not at all"

by ~PK💋 March 1, 2019

Kentucky Hammock

Inserting each testicle into ones own asshole as if hanging a hammock from a tree

Yesterday, Kevin totally hung a bike lock from his Kentucky Hammock, and couldn’t get it off.

by Kentucky fried dicken September 3, 2018

Kentucky Driftwood

When you take a shit on the bottom of a body of water and try to race your turd(s) to the top.

Marc Murphy somehow pulled off a successful Kentucky Driftwood. Classic.

by lifeafterlove August 20, 2022

Kentucky Shitstorm

When your sibling takes a fat shit in a kfc chicken bucket and throws it at a family member

did you see Ryan pull a Kentucky Shitstorm on Kyle at the family gathering yesterday?

by codypro134 October 14, 2022