Definitions by Andytehunicorn

Norm 

The type of guy that cooks you breakfast because you once mentioned breakfast foods. Will probably help with anything. This includes helping get you wasted.

Norm helped me change my oil then afterward bought me 7 too many drinks

Norm by Andytehunicorn October 13, 2022

kentucky lovin 

When cousins, typically first cousins, fall in love

Father: son, I heard you kissed your cousin

Son: yes papa, I am disappointed in myself

Father: nah, that there’s just a little Kentucky Lovin. Now kiss your auntie mama goodnight

kentucky lovin by Andytehunicorn October 14, 2018

thigh siri 

When your thigh fat presses your iPhone home button activating Siri while in your pocket.

Today I was complaining about Becky and thanks to thigh siri it all ended as a Facebook status.

thigh siri by Andytehunicorn May 24, 2017

Kreg

Quite possibly the dumbest way to spell Craig. Someone who's parents thought "let's give him a unique name so we can never get anything at a gift shop for him".

How do you spell that? Craig

Kreg, spelled K R E G...

Seriously?

Kreg by Andytehunicorn September 21, 2014