Andytehunicorn's definitions

thigh siri

When your thigh fat presses your iPhone home button activating Siri while in your pocket.

Today I was complaining about Becky and thanks to thigh siri it all ended as a Facebook status.

by Andytehunicorn May 24, 2017

kentucky lovin

When cousins, typically first cousins, fall in love

Father: son, I heard you kissed your cousin

Son: yes papa, I am disappointed in myself

Father: nah, that there’s just a little Kentucky Lovin. Now kiss your auntie mama goodnight

by Andytehunicorn October 14, 2018

Kreg

Quite possibly the dumbest way to spell Craig. Someone who's parents thought "let's give him a unique name so we can never get anything at a gift shop for him".

How do you spell that? Craig

Kreg, spelled K R E G...

Seriously?

by Andytehunicorn September 21, 2014

Norm

The type of guy that cooks you breakfast because you once mentioned breakfast foods. Will probably help with anything. This includes helping get you wasted.

Norm helped me change my oil then afterward bought me 7 too many drinks

by Andytehunicorn October 13, 2022