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Kentucky Silkworm

When you dive to the the bottom of a body of water, flip upside down, and blow a load toward the surface.

Marc Murphy just dropped a Kentucky silkworm in a lake

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When you take a shit on the bottom of a body of water and try to race your turd(s) to the top.

Marc Murphy somehow pulled off a successful Kentucky Driftwood. Classic.

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