keeley

keeley: a cute eight year old child who instead of being a dumpster wehn he grows up or footballer,he wants to inject aids into his arm..

teacher: omg keeley u want to do what?????

by iwannaburstddddddddddddddddddd October 21, 2010

Keefe

Derived from the early Scottish Lord Kevin Keefe who was most known for having the largest recorded number of male sexual parnters to Keefe an individual refers to allowing another male to enter you sexually without protection since there was no form of contraceptives in the early Scottish era.

He eagerly waited for his conquest of the night to Keefe him upon arrival to his bedroom.

by Wayne Sisnero January 18, 2019

Keeley

A girl who no one should date. Who is very crazy, obsessive, highly emotional over the simplest issues, cant settle anything like a civilised person and a whore.

Wow my ex is such a Keeley.

by TMKdude August 25, 2010

Keel

To be paddled across the ass.

You better bring the car back without a scratch or I will keel you.

by Agent019 January 12, 2008

Keeley purser

A gorgeous blonde, blue eyed girl who everybody loves and she can take ur man if she wants to she’s also a mega one direction Stan ‼️
She is fabulous and the most funniest person ever (even funnier than Russel Howard).
She is also very successful so u should add her on Tiktok - keeleygrace.xox

Person 1 :Oh shit it’s Keeley purser

Person 2 : yeah she’s gorgeous and funnier than Russel Howard

by Keeley purser June 30, 2020

keeber toast

Cum on toast, arising out of the combined brain power of Welsh & Texan perversion. Bread sales went up 20% after the idea spread around.

"You want a piece of keeber toast Dustin? My girl really enjoyed that delicacy last night."

by T3XASTOAST November 7, 2007

Keelan

A loving, sweet and caring guy. He may not be the nicest person at first, but if you get to know him then he will be the most valuable thing in your life!he loves sports (mostly football) and is known to make many jokes. He likes to climb places where most people wouldnt dare and is quite loud.
He is normally found dating a Callie, and he loves her with all of his heart. He cares about her safety and often feels it is his fault if she ever gets hurt.
He usually has brown hair and blue eyes and has a rockin' body. He has a great sense of humour and will always be there for you. He doesn't usually have a very good relationship with his parents, and can normally have a bad habit (biting nails or smoking mostly)

Look! Theres Keelan and Callie! Aren't they so cute!

by Name_Definition_Kween April 13, 2019