jump the shark

A very stupid saying. You don't need to know what it means because whoever said it to you isn't worth listening to. The phrase was popular from October 2004 to January 2005. But now it's just stupid. The person who said it is probably a very insecure teenager (or a VERRRY insecure 20-something) who is just trying to sound cool.

Next time someone utters the phrase "jump the shark", take him/her by the hand and say gently, "It's ok, you don't have to try to act cool. No one's watching."

DWEEB #1: Check out my new parachute pants. They're phat!
DWEEB #2: "Phat" jump the shark last week! Anyway my parachute pants are modder than yours.

by Brendie November 28, 2006

Jump off

A Phrase Used By Gay Black Men, Who Wish To Be White. A Normal Person, Should Never Say Jump Off. Only Fags Say Jump Off.

"This stuff is the jump off" meaning the person who said this, is gay.

by Dr.Phillis August 24, 2007

jump the gun

To commit suicide, not necessarily by use of a gun.

Bob Jumped the gun because his wife was cheating on him.

by some guy November 21, 2002

jump the shark

An oblivious moment in one's past, where there is verification of an un recollected event or phrase's existence via a credible third party confirmation or certified documentation, in which you have never heard of said event or phrase ever being used, therefore begin to believe that you were a cloned human whose implanted memories are false and are beginning to unravel an evil conspiracy to farm out your organs to rich movie stars.

I totally jumped the shark when saying "jump the shark" was popular, making me think that you made that phrase up just to irk me, because you're mad that I'm not as old as you are and you want to mess with my head.

by daniel Tamez January 18, 2008

jump off

To Get fucked over by a girl completely because she was gettin pissed at one guy so jumnped to someone else to fuck with their mind

Yo that bitch just used kyle as a jump off and hes pissed

by sloppy mcslop September 4, 2008

jump off

The Oak Neck Pizza Place by Fire Island. Also see steezno, ET1, and The Thumpuh.

YOU GUYS WANNA GET SOME PIZZA JUMP OFF!???!? Person saying this must try to squeeze thier adams apple while shaking their head violently and enunciating every syllable in a loud Long Island.

by dannyboy May 13, 2004

Jump-rape

The act of being raped by method of Jumping as seen in Jumper (2008)

Man, your ass must hurt, I didn't see anyone though. Did you just get jump-raped?

by the real Wesley Willis October 22, 2008