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Original Joker

haha that kids like the original joker
by JonJONjo August 24, 2008
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joker

A slang term for lighter, usually when lighting a spliff, but not only.
Bust me your joker blud,
Got ma joint, need ma joker.
by Crazyasastalker January 5, 2006
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Joker

To Super-Ace (5Kills + Defuse) every round for 15 rounds (One half) in Counter-Strike - Also known as the 120bomb - the most kills a player can get in one half.
After droping the Joker SK left our server ;)
by Krashon January 6, 2005
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Joiner King

1). A soulless individual appearing to have no obvious basic social skills apart from the ability to communicate online through instant messaging programs, with strange smilies.

2). A backstabber and a thief.

3). Somebody obsessed with 24.

4). A homophobe.
1). Person A - Hi Ben, how are you today?

Joiner King - ._.

2). Person A - Dude, did Joiner King ever pay you back that money you kindly lent him?

Person B - Did he fuck?! He told me to fuck off and called me a cunt! That's gratitude for you!

3). Joiner King - "OMG I WANT TO FUCK JACK BAUER IN THE ASS"

4). Person A - "I love you Andrew."

Person B - "I love you too Rick".

Joiner King - "OMG I've just been physically sick"
by A Pretentious Camel August 12, 2008
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The Joker

When a man has sex with a girl on her period, he takes his dick out and rubs it on her lips making it look like The Joker from The Dark Knight. When she gets pissed, ask her "why so serious?"
"Joe gave me The Joker last night, it was disgusting."
"HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Thats not funny!!"
"Why so serious?"
by timx21 February 14, 2012
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Joker Face

When one, preferably male, individual decides during the process of lovemaking to find his/her way down to a female partners lady area. After making his/her arrival and a horrific discovery, this individual will notice a red smile around their mouth, hence, the jokerface. This bloody smear will be strangely similar to the makeup worn by the joker in numerous batman films.
Dude, did you hear that Dan got totally jokerfaced last night?

Eww gross! J-j-j jokerfaced j-j jokerfaced!! oh, oh oh oh, oh. What an awful experience! I wish I saw his joker face.
by my my my joker face October 11, 2010
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Joker Smile

The act of giving a fish hook with both hands while having sex from the back. If a mistake is made the result would make the receiver look like The Joker from Batman.
Jennifer got out of line so I flipped her around and gave her the joker smile.
by Sabretooth Skellington December 14, 2013
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