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Jennifer Lopez 

1. A person who has no talent. 2. Someone who is full of herself 3. Someone who, unfortunately, became famous because of her role in "Selena." Let's face it, that movie made her. Note: The real Selena was a beloved Mexican singer and, unfortunately, Jennifer Lopez became famous by association. Also, when "Selena" originally came out, many Mexicans and Selena fans were outraged that Lopez, a puerto rican, was picked for the role. (Puerto Ricans and Mexicans hate each other). 4. A sell-out. For playing the role of a Mexican.
I can't believe they picked that puerto rican ho, Jennifer Lopez, over all those Mexican actresses for thee role of Selena! If you're a sell-out, you're a Jennifer Lopez.
Jennifer Lopez by realmom1 May 28, 2010
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Jennifer Lopez 

noun-
1)a soiled whore
2)a piece of shit
3)Eric Cartman's hand

verb-
acting like a spoiled whore

adjective-
spoiled whorish
noun-
1) She being a Jennifer Lopez.
2)Aw man! Look at all this Jennifer Lopez on my finger
3)TACO FLAVORED KISSES

verb-
Stopping Jennifer Lopezing me...

adjective-
STOP ACTING JENNIFER LOPEZ!

jennifer moonglow

A woman or girl who is by nature romantic or given to fantasy
My sister said she'd rather have an engagement ring than a flat belly any day. She's such a Jennifer Moonglow.

Jennifer Lopez 

Creator of google images she created google images using the iconic green versace dress that donatella made
Did you know Jennifer Lopez Is the creator of google images so if you hate JLO stop using google image you crusty cunt.

jennifer and shanell 

2 crazy niggayehss who are madly in love with eachother and no one can come between.. most people wish to have a friendship like jennifer and shanell. Jennifer and shanell are so close that a new word for friend ship is "jennifer and shanell"
person: wow i wish i had a jennifer and shanell

Jennifer brown 

Jennifer brown is a back stabbing, rat looking bitch, she will act like your best friend and then try turn all your friends against you, nobody likes her, she stuffs her bra with socks and she has no arse, she is flatter than a pancake, she posts the sluttiest pictures when there’s nothing even there, she is a slut and the biggest hoe, lads with only text her asking for shag, because she is the easiest thing they will get, she is ugly and off putting, she is very fake, will turn against you, she is bad at fighting, she can’t handle a slap, she is clumsy as fuck, she has no common sense, she needs extra time for tests because she is such retard, she is known as the freak of the school, she embarrasses herself on tiktok and she thinks she’s funny, she has no respect, she is the devil reincarnated, she will slag you off but be too scared to say it to your face, she is downright stupid and pathetic, everybody laughs at her when she thinks they are laughing with her, she doesn’t shave her fanny and she has a mole on her arse, disgusting, not worth bothering with and she doesn’t care about you, she uses you for money and she has no friends, she gets secretly bullied, she is unpopular and she is extremely unattractive, she has brown hair and brown eyes , if you see a Jennifer brown block her straight away , wish I did now.
Guy: A Jennifer brown just added me on snapchat

Girl: omg block her straight away nobody likes her, she is the worst person to live on the planet, I wouldn’t waste your time with her

Jennifer Lawrence 

No definition can accurately explain the high awesomness levels the Jen emits. Some say when she was in the womb of her mother, God gave her acting lessons. Well if I were to really try to attempt explaining her....SHE IS THE MOST FREAKIN' PERFECT PERSON EVER SO BEAUTIFUL, HILARIOUS, TALENTED, AND OMFG DID I SAY HILARIOUS????? SHE IS SO AMAZING AT EVERYTHING AND I WANT TO MARRY HER LIKE EVERY OTHER PERSON ON THIS FREAKING PLANET. IF YOU DON'T LIKE HER THEN YOU SHOULD PROBABLY DIE. VERY PAINFULLY. LIKE SO PAINFUL THAT YOUR BRAIN WILL TURN INTO MUTHA TRUCKIN' ICE CREAM. THAT WOULD HURT WOULDN'T IT? EXACTLY. JENNIFER LAWRENCE IS THE BEST PERSON EVER PERIOD.
Lawsbian 1: Have you seen Jennifer Lawrence's interview?
Lawsbian 2: YES I WANT TO MARRY HER LIKE I MARRIED MY WIFE THAT I DON'T HAVE BECAUSE I'M TO BUSY TRYING TO GET WITH JEN.