jessica

A girl who's dog ate my grandmother.

person 1: "oh shit Jessica's dog just ate my grandma!!!"
person 2: "Jessica needs to discipline her pets!"

by grandson of dead grandmother August 15, 2017

jessica simpson

One word-FAKE. Sure she can sing and is nice and all, but the fact that she relies on a REALITY SHOW to get an IMAGE which that IMAGE is selling records and is the only reason she's successful is SAAAAAAADDDD. She said so herself she purposely acts dumb for the cameras.

Jessica Simpson's career will not last because Reality TV is not going ot be popular forever.

by dfsdfsd May 4, 2005

jessica simpson moment

A moment of stupidity; an airheaded comment.

I just had a total jessica simpson moment.

by smashleeey March 9, 2008

jessism

Something awkward or embarrassing that you say while very very tired. When you become this tired inhibitions are lowered much like a drunken state.

I can't believe I told Roger about my first time last night...what a jessism.

by jessjessthejess December 6, 2010

Jessica

JESSICA :She is a girl that is tall with caramel eyes she cares and loves her friends , school and family she is a girl you can trust if u have a problem trust her

Jessica is cute trusted caring and more

by Thu savage 101 November 15, 2017

Jessin

A Combination of Just Messing

Amy- Hey your a Cow
Kate- Dont F**kin call me that
Amy- Chill out, Jessin

by Ian Parkinson August 7, 2007

Jessica Green

An Australian film actress & fashion model that can probably surf better than you can.=)

RandomNetUser: Who's that Jess chick on instagram that beat out Jessica Alba?

AnotherNetUser: That's Jessica Green, an aussie celeb

RandomNetUser: ... daaaayum brb, need some alone time

AnotherNetUser: perv

by aliaz January 17, 2013