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Dirty Jasper

When a Miku fan-boy with an extremely, abnormally large chin penetrates the woman in her vagina with his chin and she cums on his bottom lip
"aw fuck bro, i did a dirty jasper last night and i can still taste the cream on my lip"
"damn bro hevy tha feel sowy 4 ye"
by The Sasageyo Cunt June 7, 2022
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A Jasper

When one is defeated by the desert wind and a doobie falls apart.

Also applicable to any joint failure, anywhere in the world.
‘Ahhh man, I just rolled a Jasper. And the shit just fell apart before I even took a drag’

‘Don’t let him roll it, he’ll make a Jasper’
by De Robriguez April 27, 2024
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colonizer jasper

Colonizer jasper is a composite material typically consisting of cement, water, aggregates (such as gravel or crushed stone) and often additives or admixtures to enhance the bland appearance and longevity. This material helped build the infrastructure that allowed the colonization of the United States.
Oh look. They killed all the plants over there so they could put down more colonizer jasper.
by ListentoLia February 24, 2024
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Liam Jasper

Canonically the brother of Jack Jasper, Liam Jasper often goons on Marvel rivals, draws anime girls on school desks, and probably reads manga.
Liam Jasper: Hello, I am Liam Jasper.
Me: hello Liam Jasper, wanna hop on Marvel rivals?
Liam Jasper: Im already playing marvel rivals
Me: how are you texting me and playing at the same time
Liam Jasper: i sometimes mutate an extra set of arms, or 1 & 1/2 when I play.
Me: why 1 & 1/2
Liam Jasper: one hand for gooning, two hands for playing.
by GeoRetch September 15, 2025
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Chloe + jasper

match made in heaven despite what Chloe says
by Dachel Ronne February 23, 2021
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NATIONAL COWGIRL JASPY DAY

Lets fucking go. It National COWGIRL JASPY DAY. Lets celebrate all the cowgirls
by EWTEE March 17, 2021
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Mr. Jasper (Plum)

Mr. Jasper is a teacher in plum borough senior highschool and a brilliant scientist. He lives on his factory in Croatia and is proficient in Bio-Science. He created a clone of Uncle Grandpa using a shard of his hair from his battle with Broly. This resulted in the creation of Aunt Grandma. He also used the blood of Broly to create the awesome Bio Broly.
Mr. Jasper (Plum) created Bio Broly?!
by Can Opener 86 October 1, 2021
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