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intellectual instinct

1. A phrase describing the act of habitually reserving judgment regarding people, places, and/or situations;

2. Avoiding forming opinions and conclusions which one is not required or beholden to form.
Ex. "It is preferable to exercise intellectual instinct if you don't have a reason not to."
by jack1e August 21, 2010
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intellect devourer

1) a monster from dungeons and dragons which looked like a brain on four legs
2) someone whose mere presence is like huffing a quart of paint thinner, god forbid you interact with them
1) we were winning the battle until the lich summoned an intellect devourer
2) i'm locked in a four hour meeting with the intellect devourer, i'm going to need a feynman chaser after this
by havocker October 6, 2010
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Intellectuology

A recently founded religion that aids ordinary people to become full-fledged intellectuals without stealing their money.

Based in nearly every single capital city in the world, it is the world's most rapidly growing religion, with over 5,500,000 members already and counting!

The religion promotes the spirit of the intellectual through the novel Intellectualics by R. Hon Lubbard. It glorifies the spiritual intellectuality that everybody possesses, even if one's IQ is below average.

Anybody can join! Go sign up today!
Gabriel: Why hello Fred, I've just quit Scientology because I realize I have wasted precious years of my life and am now broke. I have now joined Intellectuology in the hopes of becoming a respected intellectual. I recommend you do the same, and also, read the book called Intellectualics by R. Hon Lubbard. The best part about it is that it's not a scam!...I promise.

Fred: That sounds like a great idea! I'm going to sign up right now!

Gabriel: Good...good.
by sdk94 May 20, 2011
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intellectualar

Kam is an intellectual, because she reads book.

Kam is intellectualar because she reads archie comics.
by snazzed March 12, 2014
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Intellectist

Discrimination against those with different levels of intellect.
The engineer is an intellectist because he doesn't like Mary. Mary was not smart enough to finish school.
by Intelectist June 4, 2015
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Intellectual Farce

Someone who falsely believes they're intelligent, but only produces profoundly stupid and irrational thoughts and beliefs. Their source of information is almost entirely made up of Google searches.
The intellectual farce, recommended hydroponic skyscrapers as a way to solve the problem of global warming's negative effect on food production.
by Slick Lion January 20, 2016
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Intellectual god

Masc: intellectual god

Fem: intellectual goddess

An ironic term used to describe someone of surprisingly inferior intelligence.
Hannah: Isn't Bangkok the capital of Asia?
Will: Hannah, you intellectual goddess! Do you want an award?
by Cool shoes. March 4, 2016
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