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wallet spike

the act of forcefully refusing to go to a strip club by throwing your billfold away
" hey let's all go to the strip club!"

"No! I don't want to! My girlfriend will kill me" followed by a wallet spike
by Lotek March 2, 2015
mugGet the wallet spikemug.

Wallet

A wallet (Wall-Let) is a harlot that hits the wall and desperately doubles down on the treasure hunt as she realizes many men don't want her any more.
I can't go down to starschmucks any more without at least one of those sad old wallets all up on my shit.
by Social Distomancy March 3, 2024
mugGet the Walletmug.

Wallet

Tartaglia is a very attractive wallet”
by tartagliabadussy December 2, 2021
mugGet the Walletmug.

Betsy's Wallet

A real pot o' gold if you can find it. Often hidden in hard to reach places. It's felt the tip of many a finger, but the ultimate grasp is elusive to most.
Scott: Bro! Bro! No way! Dude, are you the one who found Betsy's wallet?!

Robert: Fucken right. That's me bro.
by nocharge May 15, 2023
mugGet the Betsy's Walletmug.

Wallet Rider

Someone, usually a female, who hangs out with or goes on dates with a person to use them for free dinners, gifts and cash. aka a dinner whore , gold digger
"Bro I was with this girl last night and she didn't offer to pay anything...not a dime. She was a real wallet rider"
by dkaelin August 11, 2015
mugGet the Wallet Ridermug.

clam wallet

Her clam wallet was feeling a little itchy this week
by Roguer May 17, 2018
mugGet the clam walletmug.

drink from the wallet

An action which implies that you drink any type of alcohol which has been poured onto your friend's balls before consuming.
"Oy Calum ye fat cunt!"
"What the fuck is up with you James you naughty twat?"
"If you call me a naughty twat again Calum, I'll fucking make ye drink from the wallet I swear on me mum"
by Calum McWalletson April 24, 2016
mugGet the drink from the walletmug.

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